27 Hilarious Corvids Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Where do Corvids go for drinks and hang out with friends?

Crow Bars

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👤︎ u/HarveyMushman72

📅︎ May 20 2022

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I tested positive for my corvid-19 test

It really ruffled my feathers

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👤︎ u/arithmetic

📅︎ Feb 15 2021

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I went to the doctor because I'm being constantly followed by nearly 20 crows.

She says I have Corvid 19.

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👤︎ u/superherofbmx

📅︎ Mar 18 2022

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Corvid–19

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👤︎ u/MelonsOfGod007

📅︎ May 08 2020

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Counting Crows should release a song called CORVID 19.

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👤︎ u/keysnparrots

📅︎ Apr 07 2020

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I went to a bird sanctuary without a mask...

And caught Corvid(s).

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👤︎ u/Tattoo1990

📅︎ Jun 28 2022

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My ornithologist friend caught 19 ravens!

Now they are in quarantine for corvid-19.

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👤︎ u/schenkzoola

📅︎ May 07 2022

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What's a crow's favorite drink?

CAW-fee.

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👤︎ u/moonshineandmetal

📅︎ Feb 03 2022

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Yesterday my daughter says, "Ewww! Dad, look over there! There's a dead crow!"

I asked, "It wasn't wearing a mask was it?" She replied, "No, it wasn't." I said, "It probably died of Crowvid then." <Cue groans from daughter>

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👤︎ u/RickShaw530

📅︎ Aug 20 2021

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Me: Doctor doctor I feel like a crow

Doc: You are going to need to take a Corvid test sir

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👤︎ u/JDyoyo83

📅︎ Nov 15 2021

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If you have 20 Crows and one flies away, what do you have left?

CORVID-19.

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👤︎ u/Historyguy1

📅︎ Sep 13 2021

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Did you hear about the new strain of bird flu?

They’re calling it corvid-19

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👤︎ u/diemortalthotticus

📅︎ Jul 31 2021

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What did the nurse say to the coughing crow?

“Unfortunately, you have Corvid-19”

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👤︎ u/Nice-Violinist-6395

📅︎ Oct 27 2021

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I had to quarantine after feeding a crow

I had been exposed to corvid

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👤︎ u/georgie-57

📅︎ Jun 12 2021

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What’s the official bird of 2020?

The Corvid.

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👤︎ u/TheWickedFish10

📅︎ May 15 2021

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Been coughing up black feathers a lot recently.

The doctors think I might have Corvid.

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👤︎ u/HuxleyWins

📅︎ Apr 27 2021

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I was refused entrance to a shop because of my pet crow. They said they didn't want to run after it if it got loose.

The were afraid of catching the CORVID.

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👤︎ u/Danny-Fr

📅︎ May 29 2021

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Just had about a dozen crows land in a tree near me

I'm getting real sick of this Corvid pandemic.

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👤︎ u/SpartansATTACK

📅︎ Feb 05 2021

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Heard there's a virus going around turning people into crows

They call it CORVID-19

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👤︎ u/RedForkKnife

📅︎ Oct 13 2020

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Jokes about Communism aren't funny

unless everyone gets them.

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👤︎ u/AbdullahSaad5

📅︎ Apr 04 2020

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There are 20 crows standing in a row. One of them is coughing. Which one is it?

Corvid 19.

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👤︎ u/itoril

📅︎ Mar 05 2020

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What disease do crows get?

CORVID-19.

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👤︎ u/wspoons5

📅︎ Jun 07 2020

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Went on a walk today. Had a couple of crows following me around.

I'm pretty sure I have the CORVID.

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👤︎ u/earthwulf

📅︎ Jun 22 2020

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What would they call coronavirus if it was spread by crows?

Corvid-19

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👤︎ u/Grakal0r

📅︎ Jun 15 2020

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What did one crow say to the other 18?

We are corvid-19 (if I get a million down votes, I understand)

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👤︎ u/EliteF36

📅︎ Oct 25 2020

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The governor banned gatherings of more than eighteen crows.

They’re supposed to isolate themselves from corvid nineteen.

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👤︎ u/sgri0b

📅︎ Mar 23 2020

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My pet raven, Poe, started coughing...

Thought it was Corvid-19, but then bird flu away. Think I will see him nevermore.

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👤︎ u/KW-DadJoker

📅︎ May 24 2020

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