I tested positive for my corvid-19 test

It really ruffled my feathers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arithmetic
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2021
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Corvid–19
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MelonsOfGod007
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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Counting Crows should release a song called CORVID 19.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/keysnparrots
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2020
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Been coughing up black feathers a lot recently.

The doctors think I might have Corvid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HuxleyWins
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2021
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Just had about a dozen crows land in a tree near me

I'm getting real sick of this Corvid pandemic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpartansATTACK
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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Heard there's a virus going around turning people into crows

They call it CORVID-19

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedForkKnife
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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What did one crow say to the other 18?

We are corvid-19 (if I get a million down votes, I understand)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EliteF36
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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What disease do crows get?

CORVID-19.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wspoons5
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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Jokes about Communism aren't funny

unless everyone gets them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AbdullahSaad5
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2020
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There are 20 crows standing in a row. One of them is coughing. Which one is it?

Corvid 19.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itoril
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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Went on a walk today. Had a couple of crows following me around.

I'm pretty sure I have the CORVID.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/earthwulf
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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What would they call coronavirus if it was spread by crows?

Corvid-19

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Grakal0r
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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My pet raven, Poe, started coughing...

Thought it was Corvid-19, but then bird flu away. Think I will see him nevermore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
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The governor banned gatherings of more than eighteen crows.

They’re supposed to isolate themselves from corvid nineteen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sgri0b
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2020
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