In his book, βWhy is Sex Funβ the author, Jared Diamond has stipulated that parents play a major role in as far as bringing and taking care of the child (Diamond, 199.
Sex is a biological reality dependent on the reproductive system of each species of life. Some species are asexual, others are monoecious, and others like humans are dioecious.
There are individuals who, because of syndromes, developmental disorders, malformations, genetic anomalies, and other atypical conditions, do not readily apparentlyΒ fit into these categories. That does not mean they are a different sex other than male or female, it just means it is harder to know without testing.
Sex itselfΒ is binaryΒ in humans, an individual can either naturally make eggs or make sperm. There is nothing else.
Other sex characteristics like hormones and chromosomes are bimodal.
The existence of disorders and injuries, does not change this fact. Just like how the existence of people without legs, doesn't mean that humans are not bipedal.
>"Sex: Either of the two main categories (male and female) into which humans and most other living things are divided on the basis of their reproductive functions. The fact of belonging to one of these categories. The group of all members of either sex."
Angus Stevenson, Maurice Waite (2011). Concise Oxford English Dictionary: Book & CD-ROM Set. OUP Oxford. p. 1302.
https://books.google.com/books?id=4XycAQAAQBAJ&pg=PA1320
> Sexual reproduction requires both male and female haploid gametes. In most species, these gametes are produced by individuals that are either male or female. Species that have male and female members are called dioecious (from the Greek for 'two houses'). In some species, a single individual may possess both female and male reproductive systems. Such species are called monoecious ("one house") or hermaphroditic."
William K. Purves, David E. Sadava, Gordon H. Orians, H. Craig Heller (2000). Life: The Science of Biology. Macmillan. p. 736. ISBN 978-0-7167-3873-2.
https://books.google.com/books?id=kS-h84pMJw4C&pg=PA736
>Definition ofΒ manΒ (Entry 1 of 4)1a(1):Β an individual human, especiallyΒ :Β an adult male human
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/man
>Definition ofΒ woman. 1a:Β an adult female person
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/woman
>male [mΔl]
>an individual of the sex that produces spermatozoa.
Spermatozoa are not a social construct.
>female [feΒ΄mΔl]
>an individual of the sex that produces ova or bears young.
Ova are not a social construct.
These are the citations for both th
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DOI: https://doi.org/10.1073/pnas.1810946115
Link: http://www.pnas.org/content/early/2018/11/21/1810946115
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when itβs raining in Sweden?
Mathematical puns makes me number
Ants donβt even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
He lost May
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
And now Iβm cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But thatβs comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
Put it on my bill
In his book, βWhy is Sex Funβ the author, Jared Diamond has stipulated that parents play a major role in as far as bringing and taking care of the child (Diamond, 199.
Sex is a biological reality dependent on the reproductive system of each species of life. Some species are asexual, others are monoecious, and others like humans are dioecious.
There are individuals who, because of syndromes, developmental disorders, malformations, genetic anomalies, and other atypical conditions, do not readily apparentlyΒ fit into these categories. That does not mean they are a different sex other than male or female, it just means it is harder to know without testing.
Sex itselfΒ is binaryΒ in humans, an individual can either naturally make eggs or make sperm. There is nothing else.
Other sex characteristics like hormones and chromosomes are bimodal.
The existence of disorders and injuries, does not change this fact. Just like how the existence of people without legs, doesn't mean that humans are not bipedal.
>"Sex: Either of the two main categories (male and female) into which humans and most other living things are divided on the basis of their reproductive functions. The fact of belonging to one of these categories. The group of all members of either sex."
Angus Stevenson, Maurice Waite (2011). Concise Oxford English Dictionary: Book & CD-ROM Set. OUP Oxford. p. 1302.
https://books.google.com/books?id=4XycAQAAQBAJ&pg=PA1320
> Sexual reproduction requires both male and female haploid gametes. In most species, these gametes are produced by individuals that are either male or female. Species that have male and female members are called dioecious (from the Greek for 'two houses'). In some species, a single individual may possess both female and male reproductive systems. Such species are called monoecious ("one house") or hermaphroditic."
William K. Purves, David E. Sadava, Gordon H. Orians, H. Craig Heller (2000). Life: The Science of Biology. Macmillan. p. 736. ISBN 978-0-7167-3873-2.
https://books.google.com/books?id=kS-h84pMJw4C&pg=PA736
>Definition ofΒ manΒ (Entry 1 of 4)1a(1):Β an individual human, especiallyΒ :Β an adult male human
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/man
>Definition ofΒ woman. 1a:Β an adult female person
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/woman
>male [mΔl]
>an individual of the sex that produces spermatozoa.
Spermatozoa are not a social construct.
>female [feΒ΄mΔl]
>an individual of the sex that produces ova or bears young.
Ova are not a social construct.
These are the citations for both th
... keep reading on reddit β‘