Step Aunt Puns

Let me tell you a story about the first dad joke I ever told.

I was 4 years old and running around outside without shoes on. When my mom noticed she said, "Starkid08 you get in here with your bare feet!"

Without missing a step I look down at my feet and say," These aren't my BEAR feet, these are my PEOPLE feet!"

We still recall this story from time to time when talking to my many aunts.

The girlfriend found that that she's an aunt. Her: "That means I'm an aunt." Me: "Well, step aunt." Her: "No, I'm a half aunt." Me: "So, what's your other half?"