Common pun but still makes me laugh
What do a Unicorn and an ocean filled with orange soda have in common?
They are both a Fanta Sea
What do you call it when two Vietnamese people with common names get married?
A Nguyen-Nguyen situation
What do a mechanic and a lesbian have in common?
What do The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?
What kind of gun is common in Canada?
What is the most common misspelled blood group ?
What do Cats and Pirates both have in common?
They both like Yarrrrrr'n
What does a Linkin Park fan and a Buddhist monk have in common?
They both know that in the end, it doesn’t even matter.
What do dentists and security guards have in common?
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
What's the most common blood type in Canada?
What do video games and strawberries have in common?
What does an empty room and a room full of married people have in common?
You can’t find a single person in it.
What do unvaccinated kids and jokes about unvaccinated kids have in common?
What do J-Lo and A-Rod have in common?
To kill a French vampire, you have to drive a baguette through it's heart.
Sounds easy, but the process is painstaking .
What do Abraham Lincoln biographies and Instagram promoters have in common?
What does a hangman and a hippie have in common?
They're both into tie-die!
Lance is not a common name these days
But back in the middle ages people were called Lance a lot
What do blm protestors and cod players have in common?
They both hate people who use riot shields
What does every tombstone have in common?
They're all engraved.
(I told this to my five year old this morning and got a very satisfying groan.)
Lance isn’t a very common name these days...
but in medieval times, people use to be named Lance a lot.
What does Los Angeles have in common with the Hobbit?
What do guitarists and cleaners have in common?
They’re both good at sweeping
What do a world-renowned scientist and a grazing cow have in common?
They are both out-standing in their fields.
What does a bee and a Navy SEAL have in common?
They both do sting operations.
What does potatoes and tomatoes have in common?
What do dad jokes have in common with not wearing a mask?
People get sick of it but they still do it
What do children and department stores have in common?
They're both preparing for Christmas ... in September.
What do social media and dancing former vice presidents have in common?
What does Captain Kirk and toilet paper have in common?
They both fight Klingons around Uranus.
The doctor just told me I only have the most common blood type, so I told him
What do John Cena and my sense of humor have in common?
Parallel lines have so much in common,
Its a shame they'll never meet.
What do waiters and DJ’s have in common?
Their job is to turn tables.
What to giants and strippers have in common?
They both grind men’s bones to make their bread.
After many years of procrastination I have finally finished my book on common herbs...
What do Christmas and a cat in the desert have in common?
They both have Sandy Claws.
What do Cats and Pirates have in common?
They both like Yarrrrrr'n
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
They both have the same middle name."
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
Lance isn't a common name these days
But in medieval times people were named Lancelot
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