Common pun but still makes me laugh
What does a shark and a computer have in common ?
They both have megabytes.
What do people buying bread have in common with people who are selling bread?
They both want each other’s dough.
Lance isn’t a common name anymore
But in medieval times people were called
lance-a-lot.
Lance isn't a very common name these days...
But in Midevil times guys were named Lance a lot.
Parallel lines have so much in common
It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
What does a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?
They are both Paris sites.
What do the starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?
They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons.
What does an elephant and a giraffe have in common?
They both start with a “G”.
Elephant’s name is George.
At the beginning of the Common Era, people had no idea how to track years.
But then they did a complete 1 AD.
What do a dictionary and a sailor with Tourettes have in common?
What does a four-wheeled vehicle and a television have in common?
What does an umbrella have in common with a watermelon?
Nothing
(Got this from DarkViperAU on Twitch)
What do dogs and trees have in common?
What's the most common word that only contains one letter?
What is the most common outfit for lawyers to wear ?
What do microwave dinners and disappointed movie directors have in common?
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
What have Snow White and a pimp got in common?
They both have to deal with a lot of high hoes
What do Catholics and Klingons have in common?
What do hospital gowns and insurance have in common?
You think you're covered, but, you're not.
A very common male fantasy is to have 2 women at the same time.
One to cook and one to clean.
What do Egyptian Pharaoh's and sandwich filling have in common?
My wife tested my knowledge of common household herbs, and I’m happy to say I got 4 out of 5 right.
What is the most common nationality of the people who manufacture fake pubic hair for tv and movies?
What do Donald Trump and a pigeon have in common?
They’re both big fans of coos.
What do the Equalizer and John Wick have in common?
Both like schooling bad people (One with a pencil, one with a book)
What do a broken hard drive and a baby have in common?
When you visit Boston, what do the street magicians and fish wives have in common?
They will both insist that you “pick a cod”
What do The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?
What does a deaf man and a gynecologist have in common?
What does your little sibling and Q have in common?
They will always rely on U
(props to my middle school student for making this one up). We start with a top r/dadjokes every morning for advisory - I'm slowly convincing them that dad jokes are the best jokes
What does Sean Connery, a playground, a concrete company, baseball, and folks without technology have in common
What does (do?) a spider and a grape have in common?
Everything, except one has 8 legs and the other is a grape.
What do plants and homies have in common?
I love watching them grow
What do designer jeans and cheap hotels have in common?
What do positively charged particles have in common with professional sumo wrestling teams?
What's the most common form of Owl on Owl attack?
Lance isn't a very common name these days
But in the medieval times people were called Lancelot
What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
They both have the same middle name.
What do the Titanic and the Sixth sense have in common?
Icy dead people
Credit to b3ta
What do Winnie the Pooh, Alexander the Great, and Ivan the Terrible have in common?
They all have the same middle name.
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