common pun but creative
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tsiganology
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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Common pun but still makes me laugh
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PetrKDN
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2018
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What does a shark and a computer have in common ?

They both have megabytes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2021
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What do people buying bread have in common with people who are selling bread?

They both want each other’s dough.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FoldaHolda
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2021
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Lance isn’t a common name anymore

But in medieval times people were called lance-a-lot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Meat_Mithkabob
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2021
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Lance isn't a very common name these days...

But in Midevil times guys were named Lance a lot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Badjer47
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2021
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Parallel lines have so much in common

It’s a shame they’ll never meet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lil_garbage_girl
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2021
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What does a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?

They are both Paris sites.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cleroksr
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2021
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What do the starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?

They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PensionNo8124
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2021
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What does an elephant and a giraffe have in common?

They both start with a β€œG”.

Elephant’s name is George.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rockphotog
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2021
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At the beginning of the Common Era, people had no idea how to track years.

But then they did a complete 1 AD.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2021
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What do a dictionary and a sailor with Tourettes have in common?

Sea-man-tics

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πŸ‘€︎ u/inkmartini
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2021
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What does a four-wheeled vehicle and a television have in common?

They’re both ATV

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pllarsen
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2021
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What does an umbrella have in common with a watermelon?

Nothing

(Got this from DarkViperAU on Twitch)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Andrew-IV
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2021
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What do dogs and trees have in common?

The bark :D

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirBlubblegum
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2021
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It really is a weakness
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToastyZ71
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2021
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What's the most common word that only contains one letter?

Envelope

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1kings2214
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2021
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What is the most common outfit for lawyers to wear ?

A lawsuit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ironwarrior404
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2021
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What do microwave dinners and disappointed movie directors have in common?

Cut film to vent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/psychodelephant
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
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What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Same middle name

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2021
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What have Snow White and a pimp got in common?

They both have to deal with a lot of high hoes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrunkRok
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2021
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What do Catholics and Klingons have in common?

A Diet of Worms.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VadeRetroLupa
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2021
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What do hospital gowns and insurance have in common?

You think you're covered, but, you're not.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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A very common male fantasy is to have 2 women at the same time.

One to cook and one to clean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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What do Egyptian Pharaoh's and sandwich filling have in common?

They're both in bread.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Highway-Amazing
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2021
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My wife tested my knowledge of common household herbs, and I’m happy to say I got 4 out of 5 right.

I was parsley correct.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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What is the most common nationality of the people who manufacture fake pubic hair for tv and movies?

Amerkin.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2021
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What do Donald Trump and a pigeon have in common?

They’re both big fans of coos.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LaChuteQuiMarche
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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What do the Equalizer and John Wick have in common?

Both like schooling bad people (One with a pencil, one with a book)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/banjowashisnameo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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What do a broken hard drive and a baby have in common?

They can't read

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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When you visit Boston, what do the street magicians and fish wives have in common?

They will both insist that you β€œpick a cod”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brave_Samuel
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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What do The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?

Icy dead people.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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I found this humerus
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πŸ‘€︎ u/garymattts
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2021
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What does a deaf man and a gynecologist have in common?

They both read lips.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Forsaken1372
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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What does your little sibling and Q have in common?

They will always rely on U

(props to my middle school student for making this one up). We start with a top r/dadjokes every morning for advisory - I'm slowly convincing them that dad jokes are the best jokes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chrono116
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2021
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What does Sean Connery, a playground, a concrete company, baseball, and folks without technology have in common

A Schwing and Amish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trevorulz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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What does (do?) a spider and a grape have in common?

Everything, except one has 8 legs and the other is a grape.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/purcy_77
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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What do plants and homies have in common?

I love watching them grow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlintTheDad
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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What do designer jeans and cheap hotels have in common?

No ballroom .

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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What do positively charged particles have in common with professional sumo wrestling teams?

They're both protons.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fecalfettucine
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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What's the most common form of Owl on Owl attack?

Fly-By Hooting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iamdonloyal
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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Lance isn't a very common name these days

But in the medieval times people were called Lancelot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/That91Guy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2021
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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They both have the same middle name.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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What do the Titanic and the Sixth sense have in common?

Icy dead people

Credit to b3ta

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DANGEL_DANGEL
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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What do Winnie the Pooh, Alexander the Great, and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

They all have the same middle name.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TwoValiant
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2021
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