Cinemas Puns

A list of puns related to "Cinemas"

Remake of Alien coming to cinemas near you!
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👤︎ u/Defenestr-Asian
📅︎ Jan 15 2021
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Why did someone lose their job at the Pixar cinema?

They forgot to show Up!

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👤︎ u/Neutraliscool
📅︎ Dec 29 2020
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I guess you could call it a cinema ticket...

But I think it should be called a Tenet-see agreement

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👤︎ u/cybot2001
📅︎ Sep 12 2020
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They want to open a floating cinema in Paris with drive-in boats.

I just think that's in Seine.

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👤︎ u/risanthy
📅︎ Jul 10 2020
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People always ask me how I sneak chocolate into the cinema.

Well...

I’ve got a few twix up my sleeve.

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👤︎ u/lexflexluthor
📅︎ Feb 21 2020
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Someone forced me to watch a horror movie about clowns by punching me all the way to the cinema.

They beat me to IT.

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👤︎ u/OrikamiPanio
📅︎ Dec 30 2019
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A Plain Bun and a Vanilla cream Bun goes to the cinema

During the sad movie, the Vanilla cream Bun cried while the Plain Bun did not... Why?

  • Cause the Vanilla cream Bun had fillings~

The Vanilla cream Bun went to the cinema again but this time with the Chocolate cream Bun. However, the Chocolate cream Bun cried but not the Vanilla cream Bun... Why?

  • Cause the buns has different fillings~
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👤︎ u/M0oomo00
📅︎ Dec 07 2019
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What do you call a cow at the cinema?

A moovie fan

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👤︎ u/xtrasour37
📅︎ Nov 23 2019
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Have you seen the latest pirate movie out in cinemas?

It's rated aRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

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👤︎ u/drozzi007
📅︎ Aug 06 2019
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‪My wife used to be a cinema usherette.

I didn’t know until our wedding day when she walked down the aisle backwards.‬

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👤︎ u/cotswoldboy
📅︎ Nov 16 2019
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Cinema
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👤︎ u/CommuBoy
📅︎ Apr 26 2019
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My buddy just lost his job at a cinema that only shows Pixar films.

He forgot to show Up.

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👤︎ u/keithasaurus
📅︎ Aug 12 2018
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Guy who owns the local cinema has died.

His funeral is on Monday at 12:10, 14:20 and 18:40.

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👤︎ u/you-have-bad-opinion
📅︎ Jul 22 2018
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People often ask me how I smuggle so much chocolate into the cinemas...

Well, I have a few Twix up my sleeve!

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👤︎ u/dothepropellor
📅︎ Sep 17 2017
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A guy asked me if I did work as the person who looks after the film's as they ran at the cinema

I told him no, he was just projecting.

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👤︎ u/MySoxSmell
📅︎ Oct 15 2017
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My dad in the cinema

A good few months ago, my dad and I were at the theatre watching The Hobbit Part 2: The Desolation of Smaug. As the movie finished and Smaug flew towards Laketown, my dad said loudly, "Well this is really draggin' on". I groaned.

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👤︎ u/Ginger-saurus-rex
📅︎ Jan 05 2015
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The other day i looked down on a cinema filled with fish fingers

It was a birds eye vue

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👤︎ u/Jonhinchliffe10
📅︎ Apr 28 2017
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