Why is it important for a chicken coup to only have 2 doors?
Because otherwise it would be a chicken sedan.
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Important questions being asked
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︎ Feb 02 2021
My wife and I had this weird argument as to which vowel is the most important.
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︎ Jan 06 2021
It's important never to cut funding for gritters.
Once you lose one it's a slippery slope.
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︎ Feb 08 2021
The most important thing to me is my alarm clock
Itβs what gets me out of bed in the morning
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︎ Jan 21 2021
Friendchip is important
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︎ Dec 22 2020
If you order a bust be made before you do anything important, letβs be honest.
Youβre just getting a head of yourself.
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︎ Jan 09 2021
The word "liner" is so important
that it's under "lined" in the dictionary.
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︎ Dec 28 2020
When people think of calculators they think the buttons are the most important thing
But it's what's inside that counts
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︎ Apr 23 2020
Forgiveness is the most important part of a well balanced breakfast.
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︎ Oct 26 2020
The most important question before choosing your future wife ...
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︎ Dec 11 2020
There was a debate suggesting the environment isnβt that important after all.
It was pretty anti-climatic
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︎ Nov 25 2020
What do you call a tax on imported cow manure?
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︎ Nov 27 2020
I never knew making socially awkward comments was such an important part of playing golf...
But I always hearing the commentators saying "He needs to make this faux pas"
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︎ Nov 24 2020
My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type
As he died, he kept insisting "be positive", but it's hard without him.
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︎ Oct 21 2020
Whatβs the most important part of a joke timing?
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︎ Sep 20 2020
What do you call an important message to the staff of a building materials company?
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︎ Nov 02 2020
Character spacing is important, for example: ...
...writing: "I have a music album". πΆ
...versus: "I have a musical bum". πΊ
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︎ Oct 15 2020
Import-ant pun
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︎ Jan 08 2020
Did you know: in boxing, itβs extremely important to have perfect form when going against a new fighter...
because the fist impression is everything.
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︎ Oct 23 2020
These are very important lab-reports
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︎ Feb 16 2020
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. Somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the shed, the boat, making beer. Always something more important to me...
Finally, she thought of a clever way to make her point.
When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.
I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house.
I was gone only a minute and when I came out, I handed her a toothbrush.
I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway."
The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a slight limp...
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︎ Sep 03 2020
Super important
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︎ Apr 23 2020
In these dark times, itβs important we all continue to make puns.
You know, to make light of the situation the worlds in right now.
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︎ Aug 31 2020
I think itβs so important to keep speeches short and meaningful, I just stand up and say plethora
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︎ Oct 07 2020
But thatβs not important right now
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︎ Jan 29 2020
It's important to lose closely at lawn signs during election campaigns....
Last time I cast my vote for a real estate agent.
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︎ Sep 25 2020
Gravity is a very important part of our existence. What happens when you remove it?
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︎ Sep 24 2020
Dad jokes are important
They are a big part of pop culture
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︎ May 03 2020
I use Ironman sounds in my phones event calander for important stuff.
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︎ Jul 26 2020
I would like a set of containers for my kitchen. I would like to store my baking soda, borax, milk of magnesia, drain cleaner, and ammonia. Most importantly, they need to have very secure lids.
I like to keep all my bases covered.
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︎ Sep 28 2020
Iβd like to highlight the important part of my argument
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︎ Aug 02 2020
Whats the most important thing to be when living in Asgard with a corrupt police force?
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︎ Aug 15 2020
Natural numbers fail to understand the importance of decimal numbers.
They always miss the point.
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︎ Sep 04 2020
I can understand why the invention of the wheel is looked upon as one of the most important achievements of mankind
It was a very pivotal moment
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︎ Jul 21 2020
What do you call an imported clown car?
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︎ Sep 13 2020
Dad told me the three most important unwritten rules in life.
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︎ Aug 28 2020
I'm leaving r/dadjokes...
Hi, leaving r/dadjokes, I'm dad.
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︎ Sep 27 2020
What's more important, shampoo or conditioner?
Is it the foamer or the lather
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︎ Jul 28 2020
I work at a store that sells imported prosthetic limbs.
I never though I'd grow up to be an international arms dealer.
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︎ May 27 2020
If you tend sheep then you are a shepherd. If you tend cow then you are.....
The most important Dad at the annual neighborhood end of Summer barbeque bash!
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︎ Dec 22 2020
Fire is important, but...
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︎ May 22 2020
Its important to keep some candy in your pocket at all times.
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︎ May 02 2019
Important information
Aruba - Cherry Pie $3.45
Bahamas - Apple Pie $2.75
Jamaica - Key Lime Pie $3.34
Saint Croix - Lemon Pie $4.21
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
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I have finally made it
I have two kids, a three year old daughter and a one year old son. Today as we were driving home, my daughter said for the first time βdad Iβm hungryβ and I felt the power course through my veins knowing I was about to reach the pinnacle of existence. I delivered the revered line and my wife just looked at me and I knew I had achieved everything in life.
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︎ Jun 10 2020
My wife and I had this huge argument as to which vowel is the most important.
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︎ Oct 18 2020
My brother and I had an argument as to which is the most important vowel.
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