TIL that academy award winning actor Bruce Dern was originally a train engineer.

Dern tootin’!

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I got kicked out of the Mime Academy for performing unspeakable acts

Kind of glad they kicked me out because their curriculum made me feel boxed in

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chef_Boiardee11
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I was rejected from the astronaut academy

I guess the sky is my limit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PossiblyDumb66
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Why do lesbians only shop at Academy for sporting goods?

Because they hate Dick's.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Winfinity
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The pope visited the Naval Academy this weekend...

It's a place of warship.

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I'm gonna write a gritty action movie about a mathematician who loses his memory and has to uncover a conspiracy inside the Berlin Academy.

I'll call it: "The Euler Identity"

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My sister's boyfriend is going to the Naval Academy in the Fall...

He was telling us all how nervous he was that he wouldn't fit in there, and my dad says, "don't worry, everyone there will be in the same boat."

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Why did The Weather Girls join the military academy?

They're training men! Hallelujah! They're training men! Amen!

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Did you hear that spandex got nominated for an academy award?

It's for best supporting roles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whitethunder9
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My wife insisted she has nudist genes

I responded that nudists are defined by their lack of jeans

Edit: there->their

Edit 2: Awards? Wow! I'd like to thank the Academy, the community, my wife, and the man who made this post possible, my father in law!

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What kind of school do belly buttons go to?

Navel academies.

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British police confirm that an entire northern town has gone missing

unfortunately, they have no Leeds

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Did you guys hear they're making the Oscars significantly shorter this year?

It's the 90 second Academy Awards.

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A joke that takes a while to evolve

To celebrate the 200th birthday of Charles Darwin, the scientific community joined together for a party. As is common at such gatherings, the Biologists began to argue about what species was the most suited to its environment. Finally after much heated debate, a group of scientists pledged to spend the rest of the year exhaustively researching the Biological record to once and for all determine which creature was the ultimate example of adaptivity and proficiency ever to live.

Yesterday, the results were announced at the National Academy of Sciences. The creature identified as the most adaptive and proficient in Earth's history was a previously unknown animal from the Mesozoic era, a water dwelling insect that thrived for a hundred million years.

It was ... a FishAnt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CapnFancyPants
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Where do oranges go to school?

The Navel Academy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dreurmimker
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2019
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Where do belly buttons go to college

Naval Academy

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Pseudo shower thought during the Army-Navy game last weekend.

West Point Academy only offers a General education.

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