A Very Cool Pun
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Captain: What The Hell!
Soldier: Sorry I Have Turrets!
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Can you make a cool pun out of my name?
My name is ida and I’m looking for cool puns related to my name. A lot of my friends say idaboss or ida-no but it kind of stops there.
Haha any help would be greatly appreciated. Thanks!
what a COOL pun...
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Cool pun i found in r/gaming
Cool pun
"It's 1°C, very cold in here."
"It's cool; Just chill"
There's way more cool stuff
not to start any debate but..blue is cool.
Not cool Dad...not cool
So my dad's telling my relatives the story of how my mom was in labor for 12 hours so they named me 'Laura' which if you say it in Vietnamese accent it's 'Lau-ra' which means "Long time to come out"...
IMAGINE FINDING OUT AFTER 21 YEARS YOUR NAME IS A FUCKING PUN ..
My dad just told be a cool joke about drums
I thought I’d snare it with you guys
Why does rockstar, Brian Johnson go to the US capital to cool off?
Because there's an AC in DC.
(Someone improve this joke.)
The guy who takes pictures for Street View has a cool job.
He goes for Google Drives.
My son thinks I'm so cool for being able to talk like Cookie Monster and Elmo.
I guess you could say I have Sesame Street cred.
I gave my daughter a watch for her birthday. She thought it was so cool and when she showed it to the next door neighbor, he asked, "That's a pretty watch you've got there! Does it tell you the time?"
She laughed and said, "No, this is an old-fashioned watch! You have to look at it!"
Why was the stadium so cool?
How are u doing fellow cool kids
Why quantum computing is cool
Just got back from Lowe’s where I picked up a cool new gadget.
Solar powered clippers attached to a drone that I can program to do most of my landscaping.
It’s real Cutting Hedge Technology.
I found a cool rock in my father-in-law's yard. FIL- Oh that's a native American fertility stone. Me- Really! How can you tell? FIL- ....
What's the difference between a hot guy or a cool guy?
How does a Russian cool themselves down on a hot day?
What makes my pc so COOL? That thing.
Found out I could talk to dead people, I thought it be cool but...
What does a Rastafarian use to keep his beer cool in the hot tub?
Like a good Grandpa I share with my 12 yr old Grandson the amazement of r/dadjokes regularly. He thinks you all are totally cool. I told him there is much power here. How? He asked. Let me demonstrate... With the diahrrea song.. I'll start.
Some people think it's gross but it's really good on toast. Diahrrea...
I told my son that the Super Bowl is next week. He said, "Cool! I wanna watch!"
I said, "Why? You're cell phone tells time."
When the wife asks if you’re cool with paper plates
And you say, how much is it per plate?
(Pay-per plate)
Netflix is suggesting a cool documentary about Prague...
Some people might think transparent cars seems like a cool idea, but I don’t.
I would steer clear of them.
I used to think toking weed and snorting lines of coke made me a cool guy
but it was all just smoke and mirrors.
Why is the letter B so cool?
Because it’s sitting in the middle of the AC
You know what would be cool?
I repurposed a few of my old watches, mad a really cool belt out of them.
My wife said it was a waist of time.
How do celebrities stay cool
Sleight of foot would be a cool “feat” for a DnD character though
I saw a cool movie on Netflix on migratory water fowl.
It was a great duckumentary.
How does Rapunzel keep cool in the summer?
By using her hAIR conditioner.
Why was the stadium so cool?
I gave my daughter a watch for her birthday. She thought it was so cool and when she showed it to the next door neighbor, he asked, "That's a pretty watch you've got there! Does it tell you the time?"
She laughed and said, "No, this is an old-fashioned watch! You have to look at it!"
How do celebrities stay cool?
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