Why couldn't the father afford to take his kids to classical music concerts?

Because he was Baroque

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📅︎ Aug 03 2020
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I was at this electronic music concert and the performer started playing a laser harp.

It was pretty Jarreing.

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📅︎ Sep 14 2019
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Why did the opera singer get arrested??

She got into treble after the concert. (Please continue to make lots of music puns please)

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📅︎ May 07 2020
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A Concert Pun

My wife and I went to a concert today and someone in the audience started clapping before the music finished. It was a case of premature adulation.

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📅︎ Apr 30 2016
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My dad out to eat tonight.

Talking about some people I may be shooting music videos for. Me: yeah he opened a concert for Eminem Dad: Woah, peanut or regular? He laughs and we all sat there.

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📅︎ May 17 2014
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This one received both a roomful of groans and applause!

Yesterday I was doing Concert practice - fairly standard for a music student, play some songs (with a band), receive some constructive criticism, if there's time, play it again, see if it improved.

So after aforementioned criticism the band and I are about to play again when one of the singers points the mic at the speaker (accidentally) and painfully loud feedback assaults our ears.

In the following silence, I commented: "That's the least useful feedback we've had all day!"

...silence.

Then approximately forty people groaning in unison, which gave way to applause for my awful dadjoke.

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📅︎ Aug 28 2014
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