Everyone seems to think next year will bring back some comforts of normalcy

I’m not so convinced though since 2021 is guaranteed to be an odd year

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πŸ‘€︎ u/medimanager
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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My girlfriend and I always disagree whether tea or coffee is superior, she said tea will always be there to comfort you, I said...

Tea leaves

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheKiwiBlitz
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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What did the officer say to comfort the foreigner he was arresting?

Don’t worry! These cuffs were designed for two-wrists.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sonicxwwe
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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I’ve heard southern comfort is nice,

Because normal comfort just tastes like fabric softener!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nymphomanius
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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My daughter wants a boyfriend, but hasn't been asked out yet. To comfort her, I bought her a little lamb, and named it "Relation".

It's officially her first relationsheep.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dahublubsdamub
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2020
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Too many apostrophes for comfort.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2020
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What do you say to comfort an English teacher?

They're, there, their.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyphr0st
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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What do you say to comfort a grammar teacher?

They’re, there, their

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Numpkins
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2019
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Going outside my comfort zone v.redd.it/0fsrlrm8w4k21
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πŸ‘€︎ u/maisy1st
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2019
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How do you comfort a grammar nazi?

You pat them on the back and say their, there, they’re.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xBad_Wolfx
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2019
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It is a comfort knowing that Dad is looking down on us.

But we should cut his hang glider out of the tree soon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2018
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My wife told me to step out of my comfort zone and try yoga

I told her that'd be a stretch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaxPaw
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2018
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I guess we've hit this level of comfort with each other

My SO asked if he could go down on me while I am on my period. He said he has always wanted to earn his 'red wings.' I stared at him a little weirded out and said 'well, ok, but I don't want to know how one earns their maple leafs.'

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My cat is so comfortable he went into a comma
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πŸ‘€︎ u/chillyhellion
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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I read that Shakira struggles to sleep and get comfortable in bed.

Apparently its because her hips don’t lie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Folically-endowed
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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I finally managed to take the perfect nude and felt comfortable sending it to my wife

My secretary looked extra beautiful in that light and atmosphere!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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I went to a restaurant and when I sat down the waiter asked "comfortable"?

I said "no, comeforfood"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/invisible_being
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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Comfortably Numb
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πŸ‘€︎ u/makersmark12
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2019
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Why couldn't the meteor sit down comfortably?

Huge asteroids.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WantedDadorAlive
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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My girlfriend and I bought a new mattress. When we got home and set it up, we were unsure about whether or not it would be comfortable enough.

She said, β€œLet’s sleep on it.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeniedScout
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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I wrote a book about the most comfortable ways to sleep in a coffin.

They wouldn't publish it though, the publisher said that the intended audience was a dead market.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrsNacho8000
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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I hear that Neil Armstrong was very comfortable when he landed on the Moon.

And from the pictures I saw, his suit does seem like it has a lot of space inside

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperDave-1
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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Why was the writer comfortable in the army?

He was familiar with the magazines.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FalconReign
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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He’s feline a lot more comfortable.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2018
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My son asked me, β€œBecause of the pandemic, I’m on the computer 12 hours a day. Is that bad?”

Me: That can’t be comfortable. Try a chair instead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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I wasn’t sure how comfortable my new couch would be.

But sofa so good.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2018
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Keep safe during this pandemic and use an old padded bra to make yourself a comfortable mask. Just make sure you use the left cup...

Because if you use the right one you will look like a right tit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Astoran15
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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Wow I was a wreck last night -- t-shirt under sweat clothes, under two cotton sheets, under a polypropylene comforter, and a quilt on top of that! I could NOT get warm!

I can't imagine how miserable I'd be if I didn't have that can of Pringles in the cupboard....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naitraen
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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What do you call a cow that's comfortable to sit and relax on?

A Cowch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kerlandays
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants. The bartender says, β€œWhat’s with the steering wheel? That can’t be very comfortable.”

The pirate replies, β€œAye, it’s driving me nuts.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/petersock
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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I have the best prostrate doctor.

Every time he examines me, he puts both hands on my shoulders to comfort me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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A man was walking g down the street...

When out of nowhere, he gets hit by a car and flipped over. A woman came running over as he was lying on the sidewalk, takes off her jacket and slides it u der his head.

"Are you comfortable?" The woman asked

"Meh, I make a living." He replied.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smoffatt34920
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2021
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me comforting a friend.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/IHaveAPetToaster
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2019
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What’s the most comforting rock

Bedrock, duh...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Citydoodle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2019
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What do you call it when a marketing genius is comfortable in bed?

Koshy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1-sh
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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The most ComForTable part of a conference room
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πŸ‘€︎ u/frankendilt
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2019
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I don't think I'll ever find a stable job

To be honest I'm not too comfortable around horses.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/APunchToThePuss
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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My friend said you need Β£250,000 to comfortably raise a baby.

Although in my experience, you only need two arms.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2018
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What do you say to comfort an English teacher?

They're, there, their.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2019
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How do you comfort a grammar nazi?

There their, they’re there

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strongpillow
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2018
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How do you comfort a grammar nazi?

There, they're, their.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EquationTAKEN
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2018
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What do you say to comfort a friend struggling with grammar?

There, they’re, their.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlamedXmonster
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2018
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How do you comfort a frightened grammar nazi?

There there, they're there

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I wasn’t sure how comfortable my new couch would be.

But sofa so good.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_improviser
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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I wasn’t too sure how comfortable my new couch would be.

But sofa so good.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2020
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