Punstoppable
A list of puns related to "Colons"
They both have a great time.
Me why?
Me Why?
Thankfully it’s just semicolon cancer
It just wanted a little comma-raderie.
[and posted a picture of him and his bike on a rest day.] (https://i.imgur.com/IapqomG.png)
Edit: Whoa this is getting popular. I live on the other side of the world, and am about to go to bed, but I am just going to put his [donation page] (http://ccf.convio.net/site/TR?px=3433802&fr_id=1580&pg=personal) at the top of the post if anyone is interested. It is no big deal, but if someone is looking, I thought I'd put it at the top. Either way, you all are going to make his day when I show him how many people appreciated his joke. I just hope this doesn't mean that I have to laugh at all of them from now on...
It was given two consecutive sentences.
The Semi-truck’s digestive system
would that give you a colon oz copy?
... Because she's going to have to learn how to use a semicolon.
"Jane ate her friend's colon."
Now I have a semi-colon.
As long. as it doesn't. give. you irregular. periods.
They call him the ascending colon.
I am just worried about becoming a semi colon
It was a while ago, so I forget the exact circumstances, but I remember walking in the hospital room where my dad was just after he had surgery done on his colon. Lying there, still heavily sedated, he laughed a little and said:
"I feel bad for my doctor. He works with real assholes."
My friend's dad saw me at church by myself and goes "since you're here without your family, does that make you a semicolon?"
Dad Question: Do you know why I have so many polyps? Dad Response: Crappy Genetics, get it?!
Me; What?
Me Why?
Me;
They both have a good time.
He was given two consecutive sentences.
I call it my semicolon
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