Cocaine Addiction Puns

A list of puns related to "Cocaine Addiction"

I'm not addicted to cocaine

I just like the smell of it, that's all.

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👤︎ u/UsernamesAreHard82
📅︎ May 26 2021
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What do you call a bunch of girls addicted to cocaine?

The powderpuff girls

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👤︎ u/PM_ME_UR_FLOOR
📅︎ Jul 13 2020
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What do you call a scandinavian cocaine addict?

Snjört

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👤︎ u/PolderMeneer
📅︎ Mar 29 2020
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Just met a Chinese drug addict. He asked, "Have you seen my cocaine?".

I said "Not since he starred in Zulu".

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👤︎ u/Killyourown
📅︎ May 07 2019
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A meth addict tried to shoot me with a sniper rifle.

He was a real crack shot!

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👤︎ u/TheRtHonLaqueesha
📅︎ Nov 26 2016
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I can't stop myself from listening to an Eric Clapton song on repeat every day.

I think I have a Cocaine addiction.

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👤︎ u/bios_001
📅︎ May 11 2020
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