I overcame my addiction to eating Thanksgiving leftovers directly out of the fridge.

I didn't use the 12 steps, I quit cold turkey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spitmonkeyx
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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Textbook addiction

is a really expensive habit to support

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πŸ‘€︎ u/al666in
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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I had this really terrible addiction to soap.

I'm clean now though..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Uglyduckling75
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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My addiction to refrigerated poultry has gone too far

I'm quitting cold turkey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hugh_McMan
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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I need help with my p**n addiction...

...I am running out of stuff to sell!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dantr1x
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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I have an addiction to reading pop-up books, so I went to the library the other day to pick up some proper grown up books to look at. I have to admit there was some good stuff there, ...

... but unfortunately nothing that jumped out at me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klwill1192
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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My wife is fed up of my constant Dad jokes, so I asked her, "How can I stop my addiction?"

Wife: "Whatever means necessary,"

Me: "No it doesn't”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dandan_56
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2020
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I have a masturbation addiction....

But I'm beating it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_joshi_
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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My wife gave me an ultimatum. It was either her or my addiction to sweets.

The decision was a piece of cake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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My girlfriend left me because of my gambling addiction. She claimed I was an idiot.

She's no better.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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I used to have an addiction to the hokey pokey

Thankfully, I turned myself around

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jaxerfp
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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I suspect my friend has an unhealthy addiction to knitting quilts.

I have seen all the patterns.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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Her: I think we need to break up. I’m sick of your addiction to Burger King.

Me: Fine. Have it your way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2020
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I think I have an abnormal addiction to ducks...

My wife says I'm a quack head

*My son, a dad of a 3yr old, made this up when I told him a dad joke from this sub. He has achieved full dadness

Edit: typo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/traceywashere
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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I thought I overcame my Whitesnake addiction...

but here I go again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vbguy77
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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I sold all my body parts to feed my gambling addiction.

Maybe I should quit while I’m a head.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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What do you call the toilet of a king with a gambling addiction?

Royal flush!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrBirb_
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2020
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My son just told me he has a heroin addiction.

Needles to say, I'm very disappointed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spongelli_Bobelli
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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My struggle my steroid addiction,

Has only made me stronger.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shareinagroove
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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I once had an addiction to masturbation...

But I finally beat it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yikesomalley
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2020
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My cocaine addiction is getting out of hand

It's time to draw the line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/otoglomba
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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My wife told me I had to pick between her and my sugar addiction.

I looked over, sadly, and said β€œGoodbye honey.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PuhLeazeOfficer
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2020
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My addiction to Helium is out of control, but...

No one is taking my cries for help seriously.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBigSubpoena
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2019
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I have an addiction to unpowered flight puns, but I don't like to talk about it.

It's a soar subject.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SayLittleDoMuch
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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Why do nuns have problems with addictions?

They have a hard time kicking the habit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unclematthegreat
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2019
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Why did I fail my class? I may a pun addiction
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tnrstalker
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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My boyfriend is getting tired of my constant wordplay jokes, so I asked him how I could stop my addiction.

He said "Whatever means necessary." I answered "No it doesn't."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/municipalplant
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2018
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After 15 years I thought I was finally over my addiction of performing stunts from old western movies

But today I've fallen off the wagon.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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I've recently developed an addiction to using lifts

I'm taking steps to get over it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lenzar86
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2020
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I used to be obsessed with the idea of playing football with random items of clothing. However, after stealing from a nun's wardrobe to feed my addiction, I soon saw the error of my ways.

It was a difficult habit to kick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/T-posing_Jesus
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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I had to stop my clock-eating addiction

It was pretty time consuming

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrSlothKing
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
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My wife and I have decided never to talk again about my addiction to aviation puns.

It’s a soar subject.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2019
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Our whole family is really worried about grandpa's viagra addiction...

Grandma is taking it particularly hard...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JaymantheLegend
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2019
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My friend has an addiction to flour and is in recovery. To test him, I brought him to a Panera company...

I was wrong in thinking he was clean and no longer would knead it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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My therapist just told me that my exhibitionism addiction is incurable.

I’ll show her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
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Addictions are tough to overcome...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheMajicman
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2018
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My doctor tells me I've got a bacon addiction.

Thankfully he thinks I can be cured.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/December_Soul
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2019
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I have an addiction to cheddar cheese.

Don't worry, it's only mild.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Squidis1
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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Did you hear about the guy who went to rehab for his braille addiction?

Now he doesn’t touch the stuff.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rhodeslady
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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Welcome to plastic surgery addiction anonymous

I'm seeing a lot of new faces this week, and I have to say I'm disappointed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/4mouldyoranges
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2019
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I had a serious addiction to club sandwhiches, but i quit cold turkey. Now I only eat BLT's.

:D

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πŸ‘€︎ u/butiaintwrong
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
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I admit to everyone on here that I have a masterbation addiction

It’s cumpulsive

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πŸ“…︎ May 27 2019
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Kermit The Frog was struggling with addiction

He was struggling with crack-croakain

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DuctapeCat
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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I thought a nicotine addiction was a joke

Turns out I’m just a fuul

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πŸ‘€︎ u/S-tuFFs
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2019
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I used to have a severe addiction to soap

I'm clean now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brosthetic
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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My friend finally overcame his addiction to Thanksgiving leftovers.

He quit cold turkey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SenorMeeseeks27
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2020
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I bet you that I can quit my gambling addiction!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ExpertAccident
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2019
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I had a bad addiction to the hokey pokey..

But I turned myself around.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrantMC80
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2019
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