One administrator of Cloud City struck a New Deal with the Empire: Franklin DeLando Roosevelt
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You know what a fight between Cloud Strife and Hero is Smash is called...

A square off!

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What do clouds wear underneath their pants?

Thunderwear... With a silver lining

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What do clouds wear under their shorts?

Thunderpants

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What does a heavy rain cloud wear underneath?

Thunder-wear

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/bunkabaab
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What does a cloud do when it gets an itch?

It finds the nearest skyscraper.

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๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 22 2020
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Just had an argument with a cloud.

We came to a thunderstanding.

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What does that cloud look like to you, son?

It looks like rain to me.

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What does a cloud wear under his raincoat ?

Thunderwear

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The wife's just told me that she's thinking of going as a cloud this Halloween.

"Surely you can't be cirrus?" I said to her.

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What happened to the cloud when he came home from the party?

His parents gave him an airful.

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๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 23 2020
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What kind of shorts do clouds put on?

Thunderwear

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Is difficult to distinguish between cirrus, stratus, and cumulus clouds...

...especially since most of the time they are in de-skies.

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I never get jokes about low flying clouds.

There's always something I've mist.

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๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 22 2020
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Cum..ulus cloud
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Moses had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.

But that tablet only had 10 commands.

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My wife emailed me our wedding photos, but I couldnโ€™t open any of the files.

I always have trouble with emotional attachments.

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What did the raindrop say to the cloud that went off course?

โ€œWater you doing?โ€

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I walked in on my wife yelling that she hated low lying clouds...

I hadnโ€™t the foggiest idea what I mist.

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What do you call a cloud that looks like a mermaid?

Aerial

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What did the cloud say when it was getting robbed?

โ€œIt sure is muggy outโ€

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A disgruntled Google Cloud employee asked me for advice on how he could get back at his boss. I told him...

"Don't forget to tip your server."

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Did you hear the one about the cloud?

It was all over town..

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I don't like clouds...

They're always throwing shade.

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Cloud storage
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When Hurricane Dorian hits Florida, I'm going to check out my window for the clouds to get really grey. When they're at peak greyness I'll take a picture. That way Ill always have The Picture of Dorian Grey.
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Hey dad, I just uploaded all your photos to the cloud.

dad runs outside and looks up at the sky WHICH ONE?!

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Ya know, I saw superhero on the street once, he was in line for a hotdog, read this guys mind and saw that his head was in the clouds, and he just pushed in front of him!

If you ask me, that was pretty telepathetic of him.

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Why do clouds look like farts?

Because they're in the ass-mosphere

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Why was the cloud so dark and stormy?

It was feeling mis-thunder-stood

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Since vampires are supposedly hurt by holy water, I always wondered why priests donโ€™t just say a prayer over every storm cloud, kill the vampires from above. Then I realized why there are so many vampires from Europe...

Someone already blessed the rains down in Africa.

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What did the cumulus cloud say to the rain cloud?

โ€You get a precipitation trophy!โ€

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๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 27 2019
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Where did Noah keep a record of his bees?

In the ark hives

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If you store data in the cloud and it rains, is that considered a data leak?
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This story is about a man called Trevor, and his obsession with tractors.

Trevor loved tractors. And I mean, really loved tractors. Forget any obsessions or high-level interests you may have, chances are they pale in the face of Trevorโ€™s love for tractors.

Every day Trevor would get up, in his tractor-themed bedroom in his tractor-themed house, with its tractor-themed wallpaper and tractor-themed carpets, and he would make his bed with its tractor-themed duvet and tractor-themed sheets. He would go downstairs in his tractor-themed pajamas into his tractor-themed kitchen, with its tractor-themed tiles and cupboards, and he would eat his breakfast while perusing the latest tractor-themed magazine or annual.

Trevorsโ€™s degree in Agricultural Engineering hung on his living room wall, along with a copy of his thesis, which centred around (you guessed it) tractors. The living room was decorated with all sorts of tractor-related trinkets, including die-cast models, paintings and drawings.

The hedges in Trevorโ€™s front garden were trimmed in the shape of tractors. His lawn was vividly decorated with tractor-driving garden gnomes, and his garden furniture was constructed from various parts from vintage tractor designs.

Trevor just had one thing missing from his otherwise tractor-centric life; he had never actually owned, nor driven, a real tractor.

Not for his lack of trying, of course. Trevor had been to many tractor shows over the years, and visited many farms with friends of his, but none of the tractors he had seen had ever been quite right. Trevor was so knowledgeable about tractors that every single one he had come across had possessed some hidden trait that he wasnโ€™t keen on. His first experience of driving a real tractor had to be perfect.

One day, Trevor was flicking through one of his favourite publications, Powertrain Quarterly, when there was a knock at the door. Trevor answered, and it was his friend and fellow tractor enthusiast, Jeff.

Trevor welcomed Jeff in, and over tea and crumpets served on tractor-themed crockery, they discussed the merits of aluminium drawbars and front-end loaders. Eventually Trevor pressed Jeff to explain the reason for his visit.

โ€œWellโ€ said Jeff, โ€œAs Iโ€™m sure you know the convention comes to town laterโ€.

The convention. Trevor had been thinking of little else the past three weeks. The neighbouring town annually threw a convention for farmers, particularly farmyard machinery. There would be combine harvesters, lawnmowers, and of course, tractors.

โ€œYes of courseโ€ replied Trevor

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The Letdown

A high schooler wants to ask his best female friend to prom. Because theyโ€™ve been friends for so long, he really wants to make his โ€œpromposalโ€ special. He talks to his friends, he talks to her friends, and spends days planning the perfect moment. Happily, she says yes!

Over the next couple of months, she sends him different styles and colors of ideas for her dress. He tells honestly that sheโ€™s always been beautiful to him, and privately to himself, he is now realizing he has strong feelings for her. He knows he needs to tell her.

The night of the prom, heโ€™s extremely anxious. What if he says something stupid? What if she laughs at him or doesnโ€™t return his feelings? What if she thinks heโ€™s a terrible dancer? All of these thoughts are swirling around in his mind as both their parents fuss over them and make them pose for a million photos.

They get to the prom and heโ€™s even more anxious. Itโ€™s dark, itโ€™s loud, itโ€™s crowded. They have to shout to be heard. But she grabs his hand, leads him to the dance floor, and they forget everything and everyone around them. A while later, as the songs have gotten slower, he can feel his heart pounding. He thinks itโ€™s finally the right time. He leans down and whispers the truth in her ear, the truth about having loved her since they met in second grade. She starts to cry happy tears, saying sheโ€™s always loved him too, and they kiss. As the song ends and changes to something fast again, he asks her if sheโ€™d like to sit and have a drink. She says yes, could he please get her some punch?

He feels like heโ€™s walking on clouds as he goes over to where the drinks and food are laid out. He wants to get back to her right away and hopes he doesnโ€™t have to wait too long at the refreshments table.

He makes his way through the crowd, and is able to get their drinks and return to his waiting love within just a couple of minutes. Because, would you believe it?

There was no punch line.

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As seen on a post of a cauliflower that looked like a nuke cloud.
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Does digital ocean evaporate to form the cloud
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The Cumulonimbus cloud was a favorite at the gentlemen's club

He always made it rain

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My wife was making fun of me for making puns then walked into a cloud of gnats

Instant Kargnatic retribution!

Funny part about it is this actually happened...

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๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 05 2019
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What do clouds wear under their shorts?

Thunderpants!

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๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 23 2020
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What does a cloud do when it gets an itch?

It finds the nearest skyscraper.

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What does a cloud do when it gets an itch?

It finds the nearest skyscraper

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I don't like jokes about clouds

They're always over my head

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๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 18 2019
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What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear.

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๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 09 2019
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What do clouds wear under their pants?

Thunderwear

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What does a cloud wear under its raincoat...

Thunderwear!

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