What happens when the smog clears from Southern California?
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οΈ Jul 17 2022
Daughter: *clears throat - I have a frog in my throat....
Me: well, it's no wonder our discussion has been so ribbiting.
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οΈ Feb 25 2022
What happens when youβre driving on a highway in California and the smoke clears?
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οΈ Nov 26 2021
At Bob's retirement party the Director stands up and says "I'd just like to say a word about Bob", clears his throat and then says, "plethora",
Bob turns to him and says, "thank you, that means a lot".
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οΈ Jul 09 2020
Clearing a windscreen
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οΈ Apr 15 2023
Montreal's public transit authority (STM) posted a May the 4th update to their map of the city's subway system. (Original map included for wordplay reference - obviously works best if you understand French). Someone at the STM clearly had a field day.
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οΈ May 04 2023
Clearing a windscreen
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οΈ Mar 18 2023
It's clearly a sin()
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οΈ Mar 13 2023
I've read the definition of the word Ambiguity, but I didn't find it clear!
Even the dictionary cannot help, it just says it's not clear!
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οΈ May 09 2023
What do you call a politician with a clear conscience?
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οΈ Feb 03 2023
A man goes to a funeral.
He walks up to the widow and says, "May I say a word?"
She says, "Yes, of course!"
He clears his throat, and says, "Bargain."
The widow says, "Thank you. That means a great deal."
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οΈ Apr 11 2023
I was clearing the snow off the driveway with my son today.
He said, "Dad, I wish you would just use a shovel."
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οΈ Mar 22 2023
My boss told me I had to listen clearly and asked if I understand.
So I walked next to him and bent my knee halfway so I was just under standing.
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οΈ Apr 22 2023
What do you call clear urine?
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οΈ Mar 10 2023
Whatβs clear and smells like carrots?
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οΈ Jan 17 2023
What do you call crystal clear urine?
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οΈ Jan 05 2023
Clearing a windscreen
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οΈ Jan 18 2023
Steer clear of PEDs
When Lance Armstrong was caught for doping allegations, he was on a cycle
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οΈ Feb 24 2023
Iβve been clearing out the kids bedrooms and threw away their huge purple dinosaur.
They had a massive Barney!
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οΈ Mar 10 2023
What do you say to a Frenchman you canβt see clearly?
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οΈ Mar 15 2023
Dad, what's your favorite color.
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οΈ May 09 2023
Just so everyoneβs clearβ¦
β¦Iβm going to put my glasses on
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οΈ Jan 25 2023
I asked a goose of I could use some of his feathers but he made it pretty clear...
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οΈ Jan 23 2023
My kid came out to me as trans and asked if I still accepted them for who they are. I told them quite clearly that I loved them no matter what they chose.
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οΈ Apr 19 2022
After dinner, my wife asked if I could clear the table.
I needed a running start, but I made it!
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οΈ Nov 08 2022
Clearly car repair is in their genes
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οΈ Dec 16 2022
Purple is my favorite color!
I like it more than blue and red combined.
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οΈ Apr 22 2023
A woman is at her deceased husband's funeral.
A man goes up to her and asks, "Do you mind if I say a word?" "No," she answers.
The man stands up, clears his throat, and says, "Plethora."
"Thank you," says the woman, "That means a lot."
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οΈ Apr 16 2023
Today I thought of a color that doesn't exist...
but then I realized it was just a pigment of my imagination.
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οΈ Apr 20 2023
Be careful about dating someone who is obsessed with plastic wrap.
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οΈ May 06 2023
The Kardashians have a great relationship with Caitlyn, very transparent.
I made this one up, hope you like it.
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οΈ Apr 08 2023
Why do cows have hooves, not feet?
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οΈ Feb 28 2023
What do you call an inaccurate scale whose only working function is the clear operation?
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οΈ Dec 10 2022
What did the farmer say to his cows when they asked to stay up late?
"Sorry, it's pasture bedtime."
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οΈ Apr 14 2023
infinity squared...
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οΈ Apr 02 2023
My doctor told me 3 years ago that I was going deafβ¦
I havenβt heard from him since.
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οΈ Jan 28 2023
Why does Spider-Man like picking his nose?
To get rid of the Green Goblin
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οΈ Apr 19 2023
Clearly, it is.
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οΈ Nov 18 2021
My teenage daughter claims she's being stereotyped because she looks like Jennifer Aniston's character in the sitcom Friends.
I told her it was a clear case of Rachel profiling.
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οΈ Apr 03 2023
I wanted to destroy any existing record of Mario & Luigi having ever dealt with bad guysβ¦
So I cleared their Bowser History.
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οΈ Apr 06 2023
Clearly Stonehenge
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οΈ Apr 16 2022
I was at the bank and my lending specialist Crystal didn't seem trustworthy...
I could see right through her.
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οΈ Apr 26 2023
Our dog chewed up our high speed internet cable.
Clearly he needed more fiber in his diet.
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οΈ May 05 2023
I dreamed I was invisible and I married an invisible woman.
I'm not sure what we saw in each other.
Our kids were nothing to look at either.
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οΈ Mar 06 2023
What happens when the smog clears from over Los Angeles?
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οΈ Aug 10 2019
What happens when the smog clears in California?
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οΈ Nov 17 2014
My wife asked if I could clear the kitchen table.
I had to get a running start but I made it.
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οΈ Jan 14 2023
Just so everybody's clear
Iβm going to put my glasses on
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οΈ Jul 31 2022
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