My wife asked me if I could clear the kitchen table.
I had to get a running start but I made it!
What do you call crystal clear urine?
I just got glasses due to myopia and now everything looks clear and 4K.
Guess that's my New Year's Resolution
Unbelievable...Just been to the chemist, asked the lady if she had something to clear up diarrhoea...
I don't think the coast is clear just yet
What do you call a mom who is very clear about wanting to change her gender?
I'd steer clear of dating a dyslexic bus driver.
Sure, they may take you places, but there'll be mixed signals along the way.
Just so everybody's clear.....
I'm going to put my glasses on
At Bob's retirement party the Director stands up and says "I'd just like to say a word about Bob", clears his throat and then says, "plethora",
Bob turns to him and says, "thank you, that means a lot".
Steer clear from the beer
There’s at least one English word that contains a clear ‘ts’ sound.
It is canned (beer).
Edit: Ok, for those who don’t get it
happy crystal clear new year
Whenever I find a difficult level on a game I give up and go search for a walkthrough in order to clear it.
I really should get past this phase.
The results of the post-mortem were in, and it was clear the man had been murdered with a plate of mild curry.
I was once walking my dog along a promenade during a storm. I got chatting to a German tourist. While we were talking, my dog decided to go for a swim. It was clear he was struggling then he got dragged under. The German dived in, pulled him out and did cpr. The dog coughed then came back to life
"That's amazing" I said "how did you know to do that? Are you a vet?"
"Vet?" He asked. 'of corse I'm vet. I was in zee sea"
A guy walks into a doctor office wearing nothing but underwear made of clear plastic wrap. The doctor takes one look at him and says...
"Well, I can clearly see your nuts!"
My earliest clear childhood memory is going with my parents to the eye doctor.
Life before that is a blur.
They say you should steer clear of a hippopotamus in labor...
A wide berth for a wide birth.
My wife made beef stew to clear my stuffed nose...
...bud I don'd dink it was strogonoff.
There is a clear difference between a poison dart frog and a bullfrog.
As if it wasn't obvious enough...
They're two toad-ally different things!
Have you heard about the new, clear coffin?
What’s clear and smells like carrots?
The undead not having to factor food and shelter into their cost of living is a clear example of wight privilege.
I’m very optimistic about the upcoming U.S. elections. I feel as though the country will be able to move forward with a strong, clear vision.
Dad: Did I make myself clear?
Son: No, we can all still see you.
What happens when the smog clears from over Los Angeles?
It’s not clear if Elon Musk has really moved on with his past alien-girlfriend relationship.
Look how much he’s invested in his Space Ex...
Dad: Be careful standing near those trees. Me: Why? The sky is clear, there's no chance of lightning.
Dad: I don't know really, they just look kind of shady to me.
The sexuality of Yoda was never really clear. When asked if he was gay he answered:
My son told me off today because I'm always turning things into a joke. "So have I made myself clear?" he growled.
I shouted, "No, I can still see you!"
Wife: "Can you clear the table."
I had to get a running start, but I managed it.
What do you call crystal clear urine?
What do you call crystal clear urine?
So one day, my wife asked me to clear the table...
I needed a running start, but I did it.
Just so everybody's clear,
I'm going to put my glasses on.
What do you call crystal clear urine?
Just so everyone is clear
I’m going to put my glasses on
What do you call crystal clear urine?
What do you call it when you go to the toilet and pass crystal clear urine?
My wife told me to clear the table.
It took a running start but I did it.
What do you call crystal-clear urine?
They say you should steer clear of a hippopotamus in labor...
A wide berth for a wide birth.
Just so everybody is clear
I’m gonna put my glasses on
What do you call crystal clear urine?
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