E Clair
She found out I was seeing another girl, Claire Lee. Good news though, I can see Claire Lee now, Loraine is gone
ripped off
Epitaphs never written:
I never thought I'd live to see this day come
Here lies a great photographer, he died from overexposure
She wrote a best selling book
- Paige Turner
Here lies Claire Voyant
She never saw it coming...
So far i’ve got: Robin Banks, Ben Dover, Tera Dachtyl, Brock Lee, Justin Tyme, Hit M Hart, Claire Rigg, Al E Gator, Arty Fishel, Dinah Might, Rea Lystic, Grace Full, Tsui Saidel and Faith Truman
Clairfoyance
Apparently, all he ever thought about was violins.
First name is Claire, last name Nets and her middle name starts with I, i don't know her middle name.
It's Claire I. Nets
I have two daughters, Claire (5) and Maren (1.5). When they were born, one of my first duties as dad was to give them rap names. After much brainstorming and deliberation I chose Claire and Present Danger and then to keep with theme, Mare Force One.
Could I have done better?
Reddit, I need your help. I'm coming up with dinosaur name puns and I'm stuck on my own name!
Kara + Parasaurolophus = Karasaurolophus
Claire + Pterodactyl = Clairodactyl
Erin + Triceratops = Tricerinatops
John + Iguanadon = Iguanajohn
Charles + ??? = ???
So the other day I asked Claire, a woman I work with, if she planned on going swimming in the summer. Confused she says "yeah?" to which I responded "so you ARE Clairebouyant!"
(I know, this one's bad even for here)
He's naming them Claire and Annette
I think it was unintentional but the dialogue went:
Frank: Are you coming to the memorial today?
Claire: Do I have to?
Frank: No.
Claire: I'm buried right now.
Frank: Fine.
A favourite of mine from the show Modern Family that I laugh to myself about everytime I am packing leftovers.
Claire: How do the containers and lids get separated? Phil: Built-up resentment ... money issues ... met a younger lid.
