A list of puns related to "Claiming"
But it was arson
That sounds to me like one of those cons' piri piri theories.
Which to me sounded a bit obvious. I canβt remember the last time I ate a monkey.
...putting words in my mouth
But I think it's unnecessary fluff.
Apparently... They have nothing to go on at this time
The authorities are calling it "death by Snoo Snoo."
I canβt even point Academia on a map.
Apparently, they are trying to influence our erections.
But bagels gotta earn their bread and butter somehow.
I didn't.
He was just putting words in my mouth.
But the real question is why she right?
Talk about headline news
I told him he fought the lawn and the lawn won.
The fan is planning to sue, and U2 is looking for a pro Bono attorney.
Jack and the beans talk!
But thatβs his story, and heβs sticking to it.
it would be a fully automatic machine pun.
I just donβt see it.
My unwillingness to listen, and, eh, some other thing.
He's full of bologna
Edit:spelling
Iβm really worried she wonβt be able to pull it off.
Iβm hoping to get a stimulus Czech.
I have had a Canon printer for years.
He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patty Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"
The bank manager looks back at her and says, "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
Iβd have $8.40.
He finally came out of the Santa Claus-et.
But they were such lyres.
But it took balls of steel to make the first bearings.
The frame was remarkable
Which is strange because I'd never seen herbivore
I'm a Bored Again Christian.
What, the actual Fuck.
He disappeared without a tres.
because I live in Canada.
She's no better.
Iβm not buying it.
I think that's a bit far fetched.
I'm sure I never met herbivore
I said, βThatβs a sweeping generalization.β
Guess Iβll have to carry on my wayward son.
(Not mine, saw on Facebook)
They were Wright.
But, it was arson.
Which - to me - sounded a bit obvious. I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
...putting words in my mouth.
Jack and the beans talk.
Jack and the beans talk.
I just donβt see it.
I just donβt see it.
Jack and the beans talk.
I donβt think sheβll be able to pull it off.
Iβm nervous she wonβt be able to pull it off.
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that the teller's name is Patricia Whack. So he says, "Ms. Whack, I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a long vacation." Patti looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much he wants to borrow.
The frog says $30,000.
The teller asks his name and the frog says that his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's OK, he knows the bank manager.
Patti explains that $30,000 is a substantial amount of money and that he will need to secure some collateral against the loan. She asks if he has anything he can use as collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny pink porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patti explains that she'll have to consult with the manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000. He wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what the heck is this?"
The bank manager looks back at her and says: "It's a knick knack, Patti Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone"
I donβt think she will be able to pull it off.
Iβm worried she wonβt be able to pull it off.
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that the teller's name is Patricia Whack. So he says, "Ms. Whack, I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a long vacation." Patti looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much he wants to borrow.
The frog says $30,000.
The teller asks his name and the frog says that his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's OK, he knows the bank manager.
Patti explains that $30,000 is a substantial amount of money and that he will need to secure some collateral against the loan. She asks if he has anything he can use as collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny pink porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patti explains that she'll have to consult with the manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000. He wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what the heck is this?"
The bank manager looks back at her and says: "It's a knick knack, Patti Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone"
I just don't see it myself
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