So the doctor sat me down and gently revealed to me me that my child is a boy trapped in a girls body...

...Until my wife gives birth that is. Only three more months to go!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RealTheAsh
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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Once you start spreading lube on a child's slide, you won't be able to stop.

It's a slippery slope.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/twowheeledfun
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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I wanted to name our child Lance, but my wife said is was too uncommon

... I told her that in medieval days, people were named Lance a lot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sahel10000
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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What do you call a child on fire at a steakhouse?

Flaming young

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ImprezaGrant
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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When I Was A Child Santa Gave Me Coal One Year For Christmas, So I Poisoned His Cookies And Milk

Somehow he found out and killed my dad!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Champyman714
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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A child was slightly injured while digging for gold

Not to worry, only Minor Miner Injuries

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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My 9 month pregnant wife is ready to have our child any day now, but they just won’t come. She’s tried everything she can at this point. Sex, walking, dancing, spicy foods, etc... So when I asked her what I could do to help she said β€œany means necessary.”

To which I replied β€œNo it doesn’t.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FreshStartGo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time,

are they guilty of resisting a rest?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timeforclock
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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Prediction: There will be a minor Baby Boom in 9 months, and then one day in 2033 we will witness the rise of

The Quaranteens

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tecniklee
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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A child picks up a piece of chocolate and puts it in the shopping cart. The mother takes the chocolate, as it is unhealthy, and puts it down next to the eggs.

For its unhealthy being, it was in eggs-aisle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HunainT
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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When is the most appropriate time to deliver a child?

Labor Day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/riversquid
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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*Passing every cemetery as a child* Dad would exclaim....

"WOW, people are DYING to get into that place!"

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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First Dad Joke Was When I Was A Child

Me and my younger sister and my dad were hanging out at home. I was around 8 years old. My sister said she was bored. I told her to play a board game. My dad laughed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LaduziTV
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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What do you call a child trying to learn how to be an adult

Adult lessons (adolescence)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/russianpruitt
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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What can you do if your child doesn't get a place in daycare?

You can send it to the Army. They always have places left in the infantry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/death-to-turtles
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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What does a burnt baguette and an unwanted child have in common?

Didn't pull out fast enough.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigBreadfruit8
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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I was reminded of the time’s when I was a child the other day. My dad is to stick us in tires and roll us down the hills in the back yard....

Those were the GOODYEARS.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jeffro4140
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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The Vikings had an initiative tradition where a child had to participate in a raid to become a full man

... as they say, it takes a pillage to raise a child.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SumFunnyOne
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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First child born in a couple of weeks so I thought to give it the good ol try. Sometimes when I’m down I go to the mall and use the elevator.

So it can lift me up and make my day better.

I tried to OC.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnpowers99
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo.

So I had to put my foot down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SilverBlueWolfey
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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read β€œtwix” in a child accent it makes the meme better
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I boasted to my son, "Did you know scientists discovered that the brains of male parents irreversibly change after their first child was born?" He rolled his eyes and ignored me, but I carried on...

"They become brain-dad!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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An egg and some cream have a child, and get a divorce.

Last I heard, they now have split custard-y.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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Child: can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?

Dad: no sun

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dudebrostien
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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My wife and I just found out she's pregnant with our first child.

To celebrate, we invited all the family and friends we could to my parents' house and then made the big announcement. Everyone was ecstatic and my father in particular was driven to tears. At a certain point during the night he pulled me aside and led me into his study, which I had never really been inside until this point. He opened a safe and produced cigars a bottle of whiskey and a large, beautifully bound book.

"I could never have asked for a better son," my father said, lighting the cigars and pouring the whiskey. "I hope you think I was a good enough father to deserve you."

"Of course, Dad," I said, "You were all I could've asked for and I wish my son admires me even half as much as I admire you."

"Now I've shared with you nearly everything I know," he said, "But not this one thing. This is the Big Book of Dad Jokes. There are many like it but this one is special. My father gave it to me when your mother and I first found out she was pregnant with you, and I studied it and studied it, learning all the dad jokes I could and mastering book's secrets. I hope it serves you as well as it served me in being a father... No... I know it will serve you well. I love you, my son."

"Dad... I don't know what to say... I'm honoured..."

"Hi Honoured, I'm Dad."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/m_bowker-brown
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2020
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I was a gifted child

Yeah, still haven’t met my real parents yet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kabooski_Blue58
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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What do you call a woman named Nancy who is carrying a child?

Preg-Nancy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MGreenMN
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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I used to draw the child cast of the film ET.

I drewdrewbarrymoremoreandmore though.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ellandess
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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A ghost talking to the only child that can see him

"Look kid, I'm gonna be real with you"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pepinopenguim
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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My wife and I recently had a child on accident. We didn't want a child at all as we are rather young and wanted to wait a few years. He was born yesterday at the whopping weight of 8 kilos.

We've made a massive mistake

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oxygenatedair66
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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What would you call a man who was not breastfed as a child?

He lacks-togen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eestiyak_
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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What did the skeleton say to his wife when he wanted to adopt a child?

I have some bones to pick with you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Doomage007
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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Poor child.

A child was born in Europe with no eyelids. They used his foreskin from the circumcision to create new eyelids for him. Everything turned out great, he's just a little cockeyed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cleancut71
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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My dad never loved me as a child..

In fairness, I wasn’t born until he was an adult

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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Why did The Joker have to sleep with his lights on?

Because he was afraid of the Dark Knight.

β€”

My 9yr old son just told me this πŸ€ͺ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pagameba
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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For years, my parents sent me to a child psychologist

That kid didn’t help me at all.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ventanaman
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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Why was the conservative buffalo disappointed in his child?

He was a bison.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wildeyewilly
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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What do you call a child conceived by incest?

A gross domestic product

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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When I was a child, I had trouble memorizing multiplication tables.

Times were difficult.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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When my wife was in labor with our first child I read her jokes to pass the time...

When my wife was in labor with our first child I read her jokes to pass the time, but she didn’t laugh at any of them. Nevertheless I’ve persisted with telling the same lame Dad jokes during the births of each of our kids. Today she’s in labor with our fourth and I’ve finally got her laughing...

I think I’ve really improved the delivery!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Po1sonator
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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Do you know why I was sent to the coal mines as a child?

Because I was a minor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-taco-rice-
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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Did you hear about the coal mining startup that used child labor? Thankfully they caught it early.

So it was only a minor minor miner issue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shargus_live
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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There are many wonderful moments and beautiful sights when raising a child.

But the sight of your daughter stealing the last piece of chicken is truly breast taking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calthropstu
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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My child came up to me and asked where her shoes were because she didn't want to go outside with barefeet

"BEAR FEET?!?! I only have human feet", I replied

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πŸ‘€︎ u/saggs-11
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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My dad didn’t love me as a child, but I don’t really blame him.

I wasn’t born until he was an adult.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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Demon [possessing my child]: 𝔱π”₯𝔒 𝔠π”₯𝔦𝔩𝔑 𝔦𝔰 π”ͺ𝔦𝔫𝔒

Me: possession IS 9/10 of the law

Child: I’m hungry and I want a toy and I’m not going to nap today and-

Demon: 𝔦𝔰 𝔦𝔱 π”žπ”©π”΄π”žπ”Άπ”° 𝔩𝔦𝔨𝔒 𝔱π”₯𝔦𝔰?

Me: it’s legally your problem now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/invertedparadoxxx
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2020
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My child recently told me that their gender can't be expressed by an integer fraction,

I'm supportive but that just seems irrational.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigGayDinosaurs
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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Response to any time your child asks you when something happened.

Well son, you were in Baghdad back then.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brock_Walker
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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Tomorrow is International Mud Day, and I had this marvellous exchange with my 4 year old today, Sunday: "Better prepare your gumboots, tomorrow is Mud Day!" I exclaimed. My child, without missing a beat, replied:

"No it's not, it's MUNday!" The apprentice has now become the master.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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Me: hello 911?!? My wife is going into labor Op: is this her first child?!!?

Me: No this is her husband!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chael809
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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My parents took me to a child psychologist once, but that was a complete disaster.

The kid was only six years old.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peak-a-boo accident?

To the I.C.U.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlabamaMayan
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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What does a deaf gynecologist do?

He reads lips

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BootyBruiser49620
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
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Back in the day, I used to be a madlad. Then I had a child....

That’s when I became a dadlad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DL14Nibba
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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My husband walked into the proctologists office, and I knew then that the doctor must have a child as well when I heard the words from the other side of the door,

>Here comes the plane!

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I'm convinced I had Covid as a child...

My mom tells me I was hospitalized with pneumonia after handling a bat.

Frankly, I'm amazed all baseball players don't have it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shmavalanche
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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Child: Dad, I don't think this dish is entirely edible

Dad: You can do it. Bay Leaf in yourself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/apothecaragorn19
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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What did the buffalo say when his child left for college?

Bison

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeletedForSpamm
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2020
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What happened to the jewish childs foreskin?

[removed]

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2020
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My son kept chewing on live electrical wires

So I had to ground him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/afranc72
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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Did you know a school of piranha can devour a child in 30 seconds

Anyhow today I lost my job at the aquarium

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2020
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Currently in the hospital after the birth of our third child. Wife talking to lactation consultant about supply vs demand.

I chime in, "Sounds like MILKroeconomics 101."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoshSamBob
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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Training for dad level jokes.

My wife is pregnant with our first child so I'm stepping up my joke game to reach dad level.

Mother's day was not so long ago, and since she isn't a mother yet but only a future mother, I didn't get her flowers I only got her seeds, which are future flowers.

At least I found it hilarious and so did she. Hope you guys enjoy this!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jackybeau
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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As a child...

As a child growing up, everyone scoffed when I told them I wanted to be a comedian when I was older.

Well nobody is laughing now...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Watford7
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2020
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My son asked if I could tell him what a solar eclipse is

I said β€œNo sun”

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πŸ“…︎ May 03 2020
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As a child I lost some family members to choking. My brother choked, my mother choked and now I find out that my.....

Artichoke(d)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotAnotherAndy
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2020
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My brother and I laugh at how competitive we were as kids.

But I laugh more.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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When dad took the family to Florida, we finally got to see the place his boat was docked as a child...

It was good to see dad's berth place.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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My wife gave birth to our child today. Everything went well, the baby is healthy and I'm very happy

If you're here looking for a punchline, you probably won't find it. This was just about the delivery

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chadnav
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2019
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Have you ever heard of a reverse exorcism?

It’s when the devil tells a priest to exit the child’s body.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BeastOfTheField83
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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Mr and Mrs Wong were expecting their first child.

When the baby was born. Mr Wong was shocked to see it was white and not a bit Chinese looking. "No no no" he said "two wongs don't make a white"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedDogBoyMark
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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A child was bored out of his mind. His mother told him that they are going to the laundry mat and the child said "that is the most boring place on earth."

Then the mother said, "Come on, it will be loads of fun."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arceist_Justin
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2020
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Sushi my child. Be silent.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arbitrary_Bastion
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2020
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What do you call the child of 2 physicists?

The aftermath.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TestSubject_02
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2020
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As we sat down for lunch, I proudly announced to my daughter, "Little known fact, the first French fries weren’t actually cooked in France!" Unimpressed, she ignored me and kept eating. Not being one to give up, I continued...

"Nope, they were cooked in Greece!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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A couple expecting a baby girl made a long list of possible names for a girl child, but only one name in the event that they have a boy. They ended up having a boy.

He was named Justin Case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kilokiilo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2020
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In light of current events, I've been doing some self reflection and I came to the conclusion that I need to be more like a German child.

I need to be kinder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/strmgdndl
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2020
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My child keeps saying small groups of words together

Should I be worried, or is it just a phrase?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whysomanyemmas
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2020
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A child asks his dad, what does a solar eclipse mean.

His dad replied, "no son".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MahdeenSky
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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If a child is refusing to take their nap or go to bed... can I call the cops on them?

Technically they are resisting a rest!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EvilWebMistress
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2020
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If a child refuses to take a nap

Are they guilty of resisting a rest?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lovelivv
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time.

Are they guilty of resisting a rest?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Grandcanyon19
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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When I was young my parents sent me to a child psychologist

That kid didn’t help at all

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheScavanger314
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time...

are they guilty of resisting a rest?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EnUddaGamer
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2020
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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time...

Are they guilty of resisting a rest?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProGamer14719
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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What did the Buffalo say to his child?

Bi-son

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lvrcerosis
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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Why was the child arrest for not taking a nap?

He was guilty of resisting a rest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aplay1
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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What day was my child born on?

Son day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/13toycar
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2020
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The roof is not my child

But I will raise it.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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Me: My wife is going into labor! Operator: Is this her first child?

Me: No it’s her husband......

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2020
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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ioannis_03
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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