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Chicken Out Puns

A list of puns related to "Chicken Out"

Have you heard about the chicken that got kicked out because it was too big?

It was ostrich sized

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👤︎ u/grandadthony
📅︎ Feb 06 2021
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I ordered some General Tso chicken from my favorite Chinese Restaurant but they were all out of MSG...

It was just Tso Tso.

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👤︎ u/THIATUS-RIFT
📅︎ Jan 18 2021
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I'm trying to make herb roasted chicken for dinner and just ran out of one of the ingredients...

I don't have thyme for this

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👤︎ u/GrannyLow
📅︎ Feb 10 2021
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My wife and I went out for dinner and ended up with food poisoning. She ate some bad chicken and got salmonella

while I ate some bad salmon and got chickenella.

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👤︎ u/Beezneez86
📅︎ Nov 06 2020
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We ordered some mail-order chickens a few months ago. Today, one of my housemates said it's looking like one of them is turning out to be a rooster.

I'm like, "Well see, we shoulda gotten female-order chickens instead, that's our problem right there. We're lucky the rest didn't turn out to be roosters too!"

This was an honest-to-god real conversation I just had with my housemate earlier tonight. :)

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👤︎ u/GlitterCritter
📅︎ Sep 02 2020
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What did the spice say to the chicken when it was being rushed out the door?

I’m cumin, I’m cumin!

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👤︎ u/pineconeassbitch
📅︎ Sep 08 2020
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How well did the battery made using chicken ovules work out you ask?

It worked eggcellently.

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👤︎ u/Deciperer
📅︎ Jul 28 2020
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Don't you hate it when you go the store for chicken broth and they're all out?

Really makes you stop and take stock.

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👤︎ u/PickleFart69
📅︎ Dec 12 2019
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I wanted to cook chicken for dinner, but I forgot to take it out of the freezer ahead of time.

It wasn’t a well thawed out plan.

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👤︎ u/FinalCaveat
📅︎ Sep 05 2019
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My friend and I went to a basketball game dressed like dancing chickens, and got immediately escorted out of the arena.

Because two flagrant fowls means an automatic ejection.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jun 28 2019
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Had to throw out some old chicken last night

It smelled fowl.

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👤︎ u/techie2200
📅︎ Jan 28 2016
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Our neighbors chicken jumped our fence and was hanging out in our backyard most of the day...

GF: Hey! The chicken is on the fence.

Me: On what topic?

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👤︎ u/neonoodle
📅︎ Dec 25 2014
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What do you call it when you throw a chicken out of a window?

Poultry in motion.

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👤︎ u/Sapphira_Roan
📅︎ Oct 17 2014
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I was planning on having chicken for dinner but I forgot to take it out of the freezer.

It wasn’t a well thawed out plan.

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👤︎ u/FinalCaveat
📅︎ Sep 27 2019
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My friend and I got kicked out of a NBA game because we went dressed in brightly coloured chicken suits.

Two flagrant fowls means an automatic ejection.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Mar 17 2019
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