A tree’s wood is 50% carbon, 42% oxygen, 6% hydrogen, 1% nitrogen
You can call it a chemis-tree
you know what they say when you fail chemistry
you should chemis-try again
What did tree did the chemist plant in her garden?
A ChemisTREE
Hey son, can you pick me up some fruit at school?
Son: Fruit? What kind and why? Me:Some Chemis fruit. Son: Chemis fruit? I've never heard of that. Me: It grows off the Chemis Tree. Son: Argh
