Just let that sink in
My accountant said it would be a sound investment.
I gave my wife a dart and said:" Throw this and, wherever it lands, i'll take you there for a holiday."
Turns out we're spending three weeks behind the fridge.
Do I need a current license?
They gave me another one, free of charge.
When I first started it, the Czech engine light came on!
They're calling it the car owner virus.
Put it on my bill.
So far itβs a pretty sound investment.
Wooden start
Pangs of gelt haunt me to this day!
As we paid the clerk asked if we would like a large bag for it. I instantly responded with "oh. I thought these new vacuums are bagless?".
Massive sigh from my girlfriend and not even a chuckle from the attendant.
As soon as a got him home he made a bolt for the door.
It was good to strengthen our bond.
Bought a bing, bought a boom
I don't know what to add tho.
It's completely changed the way students look at life!
She's always been one to take unnecessary whisks, though.
It will now be called Wahabi Lobby.
Turned out to be a complete sham.
Girlfriend: I bought some new needles at target earlier. Me: That's cool baby. Are they good needles or are they just....sew sew.
Wife: Last time I bought these, they were packaged 3 to a pack, but now they only come 2 per pack. Me: Sheesh....talk about inflation.
He replied with "yeah, the carpet."
Now he has a Soul.
I guess you could say things are getting pretty sirius.
Put it on my bill.
