A list of puns related to "Challenged"
He bought he friends 3,5,7 and 9.
The odds were against me.
"I bet Secant!"
You could say my competition is getting slim.
What a soar loser.
I couldn't walk any more because I was defeated.
It was a Jag war.
Daredevil dared evil!
It was a Thai
But he came unarmed :/
Now I have to face the reaper cushions.
His was better and it drove me up the wall
but I don't have the balls.
She dug, "You do! For goodness sake, loosen your belt, it's disgusting!"
Some of them were pretty strange: only he could understand them and explaining the 'pun' to somebody else would take like half an hour. Anyway-
He said, "So I'll go first?"
I said sure.
I think he took "pun-a-thon" a bit too literally - he took out a marker and drew a point, and then he kept drawing this straight line (he's good at drawing straight lines) while taking how many ever steps back. I for one was concerned, because first off I didn't know how long I'd have to stick around for this, and second of all, I didn't know if I could clean the mess he'd inevitably leave behind.
He kept drawing this line! We stepped out of my living room, then my apartment which was on ground-level, and he kept drawing it. He drew his line all the way through the corridor, up until the entrance to the building, and when I kept asking him if he's done yet, he didn't say a word. I had to keep subtly reassuring security and everyone who was staring at my friend hunched over like that robot from Wall-E.
He stepped out of the building and kept on drawing his line. At this point I was trying to guess what the hell is the outcome. I kept screaming punchlines at him like "is this where you draw the line?", "are you going to punch me after this so this is a punchline?" and shit like that. There were people following us and two were taking videos and it was really fucking uncomfortable.
Right after he was outside the building and the premises, he started to draw this stunning drawing of the building right on the pavement. It was almost magical, as if he had been commissioned to make an ad for my place but for a million bucks. At this point the people who were following us didn't even get pissed off because they were so engrossed in his drawing. I was surprised the marker kept going on.
After about 20 minutes - he was a real quick draw (no pun intended) - he stood up and a crowd of two dozen clapped and cheered for him.
I told him, "Dude that looks fucking amazing, but I thought we were in a pun-a-thon. Why such a long set-up?"
He replied, "Yeah it was pretty drawn out."
(for more drawn-out jokes like this, visit r/feghoot!)
He was just a whittle guy
They drew.
I told him, "Toucan play at that game."
Pretty sure I nailed it.
They just tend to Babylon.
We agreed to meet the next day at the park, but he couldn't make it, i guess it was a diss appointment.
Sir Cumference
Now it is his Word against mine.
I E-raced her.
I am well known among my friends as a Pungeon Master, but my brother foolishly decided to challenge me.
We went back and forth for a while, the theme ocean/fish puns. Finally, I busted out the nuclear strike that caused him to literally get up and walk away.
Me: Why are fish all atheists?
Brother: Why?
Me: Cause they're all, "Ick, theology."
Silent, he stood, left the restaurant and drove off. He was my ride T-T
It was the closest race ever.
The entire time, they were Nick and Nick.
My friend asked this on her wall on facebook.
Anyone else suffering from electricity shortage?
Dad: Nope. That would be shocking! Or revolting.
Me: Ohmm...These puns are so ampty..needs to be more electrifying
Dad: OP, Watt??
Dad: The puns are the current thing.
Me: I hope nobody breaks the circuit of these puns.
Dad: Wire you worried about that? They'll just socket to ya!
Me: This is such a Polarity moment. Say Cheese, Brofs SPARK
Dad: Don't be negative. Try alternating. It's not terminal.
Me: You have bested me, You win. #dadjokes too good
The Dad is strong, too strong.
The theme was fish/ocean related things. We passed around the usual "reel-y" and "shore you will" jokes until, in his words, I dropped the A-bomb of fish jokes.
Me: Do you know why fish swim in schools instead of churches?
Brother: Why?
Me: Because fish are like, "Ick- theology."
My brother then stood up and left the room for five minutes. When he came back...
Brother: You're a monster.
Me: Nah, I'm just moray eel-y corrupt.
"You're going to use up all the film taking so many pictures!"
The odds were against me
The odds were against me.
but he brought his friends 3, 5, 7, and 9.
The odds were against me.
The odds were against me.
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