I can't think of anything clever.
New Foreskin Unlocked.
I ran out of thyme.
Unless you’re prepared to handle the reaper cushions
"I'm playing the toe tactic"
Unless you’re prepared to deal with the Reaper cushions.
stolen from r/jokes. Credit to u/shopcounterwill. I don’t know how to link or tag stuff on Reddit
Edit: apparently I do. Haha
Cuz they fast!
It’s called the Diffi cult.
I realised I didn’t have the balls.
But I was unable to handle the reaper cushions.
But I’ll learn to deal with it.
I conduit
Sans Underpail
He was presented a beautiful lady and told he had to kill her with cannibalism. This fighter has a good heart and could never do this, but if he did not oblige than both would die. He beat her to death and fed on the remains. Afterwards, it was revealed that the lady was actually quite evil and murdered children.
The camera pans out, it's Russell Crowe, he is Glad-he-ate-her.
Apparently, it's sweeping the nation.
I also lost my job as a barber in the process.
...funny thing is, you never hear anyone trying the "A Quiet Place Challenge"
I'm doing a poster on Electron Absorption Spectroscopy, where we measure the absorption of 4 Dyes, and I need a title. My old title was "Dye Another Day" but I decided to make the poster paint themed as opposed to James Bond themed and if possible I'd like a title that reflects that. Thanks!
But stealing from this bakery really takes the cake.
But it's a lot more difficult to deter gents.
Slogan optional!
My mom told me this pointless story that I was sure was going to be a pun. What should this have been leading up to?
> I read about these two men who practiced log rolling tricks and traveled all over the country. One would jump right over the other one. They even had a dog trained to do tricks with them.
No points for "the aristocrats!"
Unless you are prepared to face the reaper cushions.
Unless you’re prepared to handle the reaper cushions.
Unless you’re prepared to handle the reaper cushions.
Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.
Unless you’re ready to face the reaper cushions
Unless you're prepared to handle the reaper cushions.
Otherwise you'll face reaper cushions
Unless you are prepared for the Reaper Cushions
Unless you're prepared for the reaper cushions.
Unless you're prepared to handle the reaper cushions.
Unless you’re prepared to handle the reaper cushions.
Unless you’re prepared to handle the reaper cushions.
Unless you're prepared to face the reaper cushions.
Unless you’re able to handle the reaper cushions.
But stealing from the bakery— that really takes the cake.
