I'm starting a death metal band for people with Celiac's Disease
We're called "Gluten for Punishment."
Our first single is "Bread or Alive."
What do you say if you find a person trying to poison someone with celiacs disease
I’ve caught you bread handed
I've got a great offer on Pritt Stick for celiacs...
Buy nine glues, get gluten free...
How do Celiac Germans greet eachother?
Gluten-tag!
What did the Nazi baker say to the Celiac?
"Gluten Tag!"
What did the arts and crafts store offer to people with celiac disease?
A glue 10 free coupon
Why did the celiac get so excited when she received 2 free 5 packs of adhesive?
Glue, ten free.
Dad got us with a gluten joke today
My step-mom was talking about how horrible it is to be gluten intolerant and was grateful when she said "well, at least I don't have Celiacs disease"
To which my dad said: "oh I have Celiacs disease. I act silly all the time."
I told my wife I picked a bad day to stop huffing glue, she wondered why I stopped at all
It turns out I have celiac disease and I'm allergic to glueten.
