A list of puns related to "Castles"
Its just not my forte.
It's the Fort that counts
Mid-knight.
To make it Hans free
I said, “That’s outrageous!”
He just shrugged and said, “That’s inflation for you.”
No ballroom.
No? It’s historical
It’s just another product of inflation
Because he does not like coarse sand.
No ballroom.
Through the Dumble-door.
I chose Caerphilly.
That's inflation for you
She's going to bleed him dry!
One is a portfolio and the other is Fort Polio
Buckingham malice
You build a moatzerella.
My brother and I were told we'd become lords of castles when my father passed. The mischievous old git was true to his word: my brother is now lord of a bouncy castle, and I rule a fairy-tale castle.
He feels let down, but I'm made up!
Moatzarella.
I tell him how some castle guards would take night shifts.
He said “so some knights will sleep all day and wake up and night time?”
Me: “yes... they are called... nights...”
Classic rook-y mistake.
In a manor of speaking
I can only think of "The bone wanderer", but what I had was better than that and I cant remember it. please make suggestions, and maybe it'll be close enough to spark my memory
That’s inflation for you.
A fortnight
It shall be called Fort Knightly.
Because of the higher-key
"The guillotine truly was cutting-edge technology at the time."
A dad within earshot said he appreciated my sharp wit.
The King had a long reign.
Me: What happened on the last episode of Castle?
Her: I don't remember, hmmm
Dad: The moat broke
Us: What?.... Ohhh
The rental was $50, and the set-up fee was $1000 dollars. That's inflation for you...
In a manor of speaking.
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