People are just dying to get in there!
In a manor of speaking..
Well now they're not allowed in my Roquefort
Operator: "Where?"
Caller: "No, a regular one!"
Well, i told her, thats inflation for you
Until my mother took the urn from me
With their fish tank
That’s inflation for you.
I decided to keep it.
He was a knight without pier.
It's equipped with keyless sentry
I told him it wasn't a child's suit of armour but a Summer suit of armour.
When he asked why I told him it was because nights are shorter in summer.
It went well.
He's a funghi.
"At the satisfactory!"
They notice a sign for the watchtower challenge. They ask the tour guide what it’s about and he says “if you can drop your watch from the top of the old watchtower and catch it before it hits the ground, you win a million in gold to take home.” The Englishman goes first, drops his watch and runs down the steps, but he’s got no chance and his watch is completely broken. Then the Scotsman tries: he throws his watch up as high as he can to get more time, but his watch also smashes on the ground. But then the Irishman goes. He drops his watch and casually strolls down the watchtower steps. He goes straight over the road for a couple of drinks at the pub, and plays a game of pool. He then walks back over the road, waits a few minutes and catches his watch. The tour guide asks, “how did you manage that?” and the Irishman says “it was easy… my watch is an hour slow.”
Except I feel like I dyed inside.
A kingdumb
It was Dracula's Kiss
"I'm the king of the castle. And you're the dirty rascal".
Ramp-art.
....unless you count Dracula.
One’s going to get their lights knocked out, the other is going to get their knights locked out.
Because it's a good alarm glock
Mom: Where?
Dad: No, the regular kind.
There’s no ball room
A night
Sir Curity - King's head of guard
Sir Ender - King's military general
Sir Cumnavigate - King's navy admiral
Sir Veillance - King's spies
Sir Ching - King's scout
Sir Vival - King's best warrior
Sir Nister - King's executioner
Sir Bia - King's ambassador to Yugoslavia
Sir Spicious - King's inquistor
Sir V. Chewed - King's slave master
Sir Lancealot - King's diabetes nurse
Sir Cumcision - King's health inspector
Sir Inge - King's infectious disease expert
Sir Jun - King's doctor
Sir Iasis - King's dermatologist
Sir Rebralpalsy - King's disability advocate
Sir Loin - King's dinner chef
Sir Up - King's breakfast chef
Sir Hosis - King's vinter
Sir Taindeath - King's daredevil
Sir Real - King's storyteller
Sir Rendipty - King's fortune teller
Sir Cuss - King's jester
Sir Tenty - King's prophet
Sir Burbia - King's city planner
Sir Plus - King's organizer
Sir Prize - King's party planner
Sir Pen Tyne - King's amusement park planner
Sir Rebral - King's advisor
Sir Cumference - King's geometry teacher
Sir Mise - King's historian
Sir Kitbreaker - King's electrician
Sir Culation - King's news editor
Sir Roundsound - King's DJ
Sir Renity - King's therapist
Sir John General - King's tobacco farmer
Sir Veyer - King's castle builder
Sir Vant - King's gofer
Sir Fur - King's lifeguard
Sir Factant - King's cleaner
Sir Plant - King's son
Sir Tainly - King's yes man
Sir Cumspect - King's investor
Sir Charge - King's tax collector
Sir Mon - King's priest
Sir Pent - King's herpetologist
Sir Ogate - King's regent
Sir Cumvent - King's risk analyst
He never knew which witch to watch.
I said, “That’s outrageous!”
He just shrugged and said, “That’s inflation for you.”
They kept getting demoated…
Guys back then were playing for keeps.
It's called "From Dusk till Pawn"
The entry is quite expensive, mostly due to inflation.
It got old quickly.
A where-wolf.
Moatmeal
It’s the fort that counts
…they settled in their White Castle in Obese City.
Its just not my forte.
With a batter-ing ram to do it all at once, or you can chocolate chip away at it for a long time.
Because he does not like coarse sand.
Until, my mum took the urn from me.
In a manor of speaking
But it’s the fort that counts.
