my wife fainted onto the luggage carousel at the airport.

Thankfully she came round.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/berkleysquare
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2022
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a friend of mine is afraid to fly as he is sure his luggage will be the ugliest one on the baggage carousel

I keep telling him he has to stop worrying about the worst case scenario

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2022
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When I was at the airport the other week, a guy collapsed on the carousel

He seems alright now, he’s coming around slowly

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2022
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I’m at the airport and I've just witnessed a man collapse on the luggage carousel.

I think he's ok, as he's slowly coming round.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StephenGTS125
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2022
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My sister fainted on the baggage carousel at the airport!

Not to worry though, she came around after a few minutes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sangallium
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2022
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I'm at JFK and the man in front of me has just collapsed on the luggage carousel...

He’s coming round slowly

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marcEmarc1966
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2022
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Whenever I eat my vegetables, I get the same uncomfortable feeling as when I leave the carousel.

They give me pretty bad spin-aches.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Echtersessel0361
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2022
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I was waiting at the airport baggage carousel, and noticed that everyone else had a better bag than me.

It was ....the worst case scenario.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2020
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I caught a cold near the carousel

I heard there was something going around.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pathrado
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2021
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Costume Ideas

I’m going to a Fairy Tale costume partyβ€” I want a pun costume on the theme. A Ferry (as in the boat) costume is currently in contention, but there has to be better puns out there. Any ideas?

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2022
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Someone has collapsed on the luggage carousel at Heathrow Airport today

Medics at the scene have said " they are coming round slowly "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2canVANdam
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2021
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I opened an American fair.

The Maine attraction Texas to the carousel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nordrb
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2022
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What do you call a carousel made out of iron?

A ferrous wheel.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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If a midget rides on a carousel...

is it a midget spinner?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CloudDrop
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2018
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Normally if I have a problem, I like to go and think about it on the local carousel.

It usually helps, but I feel like I’m going around in circles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rheatley91
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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My friend feinted on a carousel.

It’s OK though. He’s coming back round.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CJCKit
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2019
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What do you call a carousel filled with midgets?

A midget spinner

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Th3_Sl0th
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2017
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Chicken on a stick is called chicken skewers. Pork on a stick is a pork skewers. What do you call a horse on a stick?

Carousel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drumsXgaming
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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Our kids climbed on horses behind us

on the merry-go-round. Before the ride started, they began bickering.

I spun on my horse, pointed my finger at the kids and said in a very loud voice.

"Don't make me turn this carousel around!"

They got quiet. Actually, everyone got quiet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/psgrue
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2015
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