I got rear-ended by a rental car today

It hertz

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πŸ‘€︎ u/supra_elongata
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
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My neighbor got hit by a rental car.

He said it Hertz.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlintTheDad
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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My freind: no body cares about car rental company jokes

Me: well that Hertz :’(

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πŸ‘€︎ u/my-pp-el-fuego
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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What happens when u have an accident with a rental car?

It Hertz

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2020
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Rental Cars

Don't hit rental cars. It really hertz them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Harishan64
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2018
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My foot was run over by a rental car

Hertz

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AndrewMacSydney
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2019
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My rental car is making a really high pitched noise.

It Hertz

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PM_UR_MACHINING
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2018
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Did you hear about the car rental business that was just convicted of a crime?

It was a criminal Enterprise

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MisterThog
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2018
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I clean rental cars at the airport...

...so that tourists can have a clean getaway.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/seekunrustlement
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2013
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So, my dad's driving a rental car...

Normally, my dad drives a more luxurious car, but he's rented some model of Toyota since one of the tires on his car is blown out. My brother and I are sitting in the back and as he's fiddling with the buttons, my brother says,

"Hey, dad, where are the buttons for the heated seats?"

To which my father sharply replies, "They're in the Jaguar."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/QuiteRadical
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2014
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Whenever we got a rental car from Hertz at the airport.

Dad: You kids ever had a donut from this place?

Us: No?

Dad says, "well I've got one right here for ya" and proceeds to playfully punch us in the arm while saying "hurts, don't it"?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DryhumpsMcgee
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2013
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Help!! Creative Minds Needed!!

My Dad has recently shown a fascination with space and NASA. Long story short, Christmas is coming up and my plan is to surprise him with an all expense paid trip to Florida for 4 days with passes to the Kennedy Space Center. I’d schedule it around a launch so he would be able to see it in person. As well as checking out the area a bit since we’re there.

Which is where I need your help! I want to coordinate hints with presents that slightly hint at the trip. For example, I picked out a NASA tshirt, a space shuttle plush toy, assorted astronaut ice cream, socks that have planets and a rocket on them, mug that says β€œcoolest dad in the galaxy,” a map/atlas of florida, and luggage tags. And the final gift I’m thinking will be a letter that puts all the clues together and would include the plane tickets, car rental agreement, hotel confirmation, and the admission tickets in an envelope.

Can anyone give me ideas on what hints to use??

  • I’m still adding/taking away present ideas so if anyone has any better ideas please let me know!!

Thank you so much!! Any type of help is appreciated!! I don’t really have that β€œcreative” part of the mind... whether it be a rhyme or dad joke-y type hint, it doesn’t matter!

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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BREAKING NEWS!

Man gets hit by a rental car.

Says, β€œIt Hertz.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scottspears89
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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I think this belongs here

In a rental car full of people, the satellite radio has a cute doggo as an icon and one of my party asked what it was and I said it controls the sub woofers... Nobody laughed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Geralt-of-Labia
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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Mum hit a deer last night, Dad says it was venicide.

Direct impact, so the front of the car is totaled and it can't be driven, but no air bags went off so everyone is okay. The morning has been long, lots of time on the phone since the vehicle in question was a rental. Can't say they won't remember their time in Alberta.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/meredithgillis
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2015
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My mom Dad Joked me today in the car.

My mom had to get a rental car while hers was in the shop. When we pulled into our driveway a notification popped up that read "Passenger Door Ajar." She said "Its not a jar its a door." Possibly one of the worst dad jokes ever?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DylMo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2014
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My father just got hit by a rental car

Said everything Hertz

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weiderman316
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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What did the car rental owner said when the pandemic hit?

That Hertz.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nukey56
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2020
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I got hit by a rental car

It Hertz

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ohsureyoudo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2018
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I got hit by a rental car...

It still HERTZ.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vivekmanunited
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2017
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I got hit with a rental car...

It Hertz.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SerbianTarHeel
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2018
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