Finance graduation cap puns/ideas!?!?!
Mate: Aye, the cannons be ready, Cap'n!
Captain: *are
Text adaptation of this
I wish this was my joke.
Did you hear about the guy who murdered Cap'n, Tony and Sam?
He's this country's most notorious cereal killer
What do you call a cap to a jar that doesn't fit?
I bought a roll on deodorant, the instructions said "remove cap and push up bottom"...
I walk kinda funny now but my farts smell great!
I broke my back in a car accident and I'm looking for a pun for my grad cap
So yeah I got into a car accident during college and I wanted to commemorate that on my grad cap. My mom won't let me put my mri, "you should put something positive on your cap, not something negative" so yeah a back pun is the next best thing I could think of putting on there.
I have a friend that's scared of text in capslock, one day a guy sent him a full caps text
I can't belive how bold he was
So I was reading the book "Caps For Sale" to my seven year old kid...
He looks at the peddler and goes, "wow, that guy really has a lot on his head!"
(OC) I’m graduating tomorrow, this is my cap. Forever a loan
I heard that the Cap’n Crunch guy pranked the Froot Loops guy.
It’s ok, Toucan play that game.
The term "caps" is not valid unless you multiply this...
Picture of my fiancee's knee cap.
I'm gonna serve my kids Eggs Benedict on plates made from hub caps this up coming Christmas. Why?
There's no Plate like Chrome for the Hollandaise.
Pun Help: need funny saying for graduation cap
I’m graduating with my Masters in MIS (Management Information Systems) and am seeking suggestions for punny graduation cap mottos or sayings that I could use related to my MIS Degree. Thanks!!
ONE OF MY KIDS BROKE MY CAPS LOCK KEY.
I’M NOT UPSET, BUT DON’T KNOW HOW TO SHOW IT.
At my sister's high school graduation, one kid threw his cap in the air too early.
My dad turns to me and says, "Oops, Premature Ecapulation."
SORRY THIS POST IS IN ALL CAPS,
BUT MY KEYBOARD WAS BROKEN.
What do pirates on the Double-Dutchman call their Cap'n?
My American friend keeps critizing communism in all caps
I think he's a capitalist.
It was a sunny day out on the lake. I'd forgotten my cap. Luckily, I had a flyer from the local department store. I folded it into a hat with a shade for my eyes, thus making it easier to guide the boat without crashing it.
My wife and I were putting up a curtain rod, and I had previously removed the cap at the end of the rod.
After we finished installing the hooks, and hung the curtains I asked her to hand the cap to me.
"Honey, can you hand me the pole end?"
She was unsure of what I meant, and asked, "What pole end?"
"Pole end is a country in eastern Europe, but I need you to hand me the cap the to the curtain rod."
Groaning ensues...
My friend wears a close-fitting knitted cap when he's putting items for sale on racks at the grocery...
im balding and my girlfriend said I need to wear a hat to cover it up. I told her no and she broke up with me... no cap..
Got a new deodorant stick today. Instructions said "Remove cap and push up bottom"
I can barely walk, but every time I fart the room smells great!
CANNIBAL: “Hey, how did I get this cap, gown, and diploma?”
ME: “it must have been the grad-U-ate”
Police are investigating a string of homicides which have occurred over the last two weeks. The victims have identified as Cap'n Crunch, Toucan Sam, Tony the Tiger, and the latest victim, Lucky the Leprechaun.
They are looking for a cereal killer.
I hope I don't get banned from Reddit if I were to start subs related to toboggans, fedoras, beanies, caps, visors, sombreros, etc.
Because then I'd be promoting hat groups.
If you kayak with a cap on and the kayak capsizes, whether or not the cap falls off depends on the cap size
Gang member turned dentist: I’m going to pop a cap in your mouth.
This vial caps company's slogan
I bought a new deodorant yesterday. The instructions said "Remove cap and push up bottom"
It hurt like hell, but my farts smell great.
I bought a new deodorant today. The instructions said to remove cap and push up bottom.
I can barely walk but my farts smell lovely.
I was shopping for some deodorant this afternoon. I noticed the instructions said “remove cap and twist up bottom”
It hurts to walk now but my farts smell great!
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