Finance graduation cap puns/ideas!?!?!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/papercup1212
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2017
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Mate: Aye, the cannons be ready, Cap'n!

Captain: *are

Text adaptation of this

I wish this was my joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/extremely_4getful
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2021
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CAPS LOCK
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Solilupus
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2021
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Did you hear about the guy who murdered Cap'n, Tony and Sam?

He's this country's most notorious cereal killer

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2021
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What do you call a cap to a jar that doesn't fit?

An invalid

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skinhat
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2021
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I bought a roll on deodorant, the instructions said "remove cap and push up bottom"...

I walk kinda funny now but my farts smell great!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toberoni
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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Cap Saicin
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nick_Fukqu
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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πŸ‘€︎ u/msshroom
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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I broke my back in a car accident and I'm looking for a pun for my grad cap

So yeah I got into a car accident during college and I wanted to commemorate that on my grad cap. My mom won't let me put my mri, "you should put something positive on your cap, not something negative" so yeah a back pun is the next best thing I could think of putting on there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/summosa
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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I have a friend that's scared of text in capslock, one day a guy sent him a full caps text

I can't belive how bold he was

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BernardoPiedade
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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Come on now, Cap
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrinchZaddy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2020
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So I was reading the book "Caps For Sale" to my seven year old kid...

He looks at the peddler and goes, "wow, that guy really has a lot on his head!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RealTheAsh
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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(OC) I’m graduating tomorrow, this is my cap. Forever a loan
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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I heard that the Cap’n Crunch guy pranked the Froot Loops guy.

It’s ok, Toucan play that game.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shartnado3
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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Good one Cap
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πŸ‘€︎ u/chumanfu13
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2020
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The term "caps" is not valid unless you multiply this...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Solilupus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2020
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Good morning, Cap'n!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GreenGamer7
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2019
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Do you like my knee cap?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesomenein
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2019
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Picture of my fiancee's knee cap.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jak0shadows
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2019
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I'm gonna serve my kids Eggs Benedict on plates made from hub caps this up coming Christmas. Why?

There's no Plate like Chrome for the Hollandaise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirMalcolmK
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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Caps being locked
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πŸ‘€︎ u/b_finch07
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2019
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ALL CAPS
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FudgePuffin94
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2019
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CAPS LOCK
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DuckEE-
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2018
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Pun Help: need funny saying for graduation cap

I’m graduating with my Masters in MIS (Management Information Systems) and am seeking suggestions for punny graduation cap mottos or sayings that I could use related to my MIS Degree. Thanks!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/r00nic0rn
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2019
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ONE OF MY KIDS BROKE MY CAPS LOCK KEY.

I’M NOT UPSET, BUT DON’T KNOW HOW TO SHOW IT.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2018
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At my sister's high school graduation, one kid threw his cap in the air too early.

My dad turns to me and says, "Oops, Premature Ecapulation."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayInRed
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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SORRY THIS POST IS IN ALL CAPS,

BUT MY KEYBOARD WAS BROKEN.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HumanAsFarAsIKnow
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2019
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What do pirates on the Double-Dutchman call their Cap'n?

Skipper of course.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xhulifactor
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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My American friend keeps critizing communism in all caps

I think he's a capitalist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ponmemes
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2019
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It was a sunny day out on the lake. I'd forgotten my cap. Luckily, I had a flyer from the local department store. I folded it into a hat with a shade for my eyes, thus making it easier to guide the boat without crashing it.

It made a good ad visor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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My wife and I were putting up a curtain rod, and I had previously removed the cap at the end of the rod.

After we finished installing the hooks, and hung the curtains I asked her to hand the cap to me.

"Honey, can you hand me the pole end?"

She was unsure of what I meant, and asked, "What pole end?"

"Pole end is a country in eastern Europe, but I need you to hand me the cap the to the curtain rod."

Groaning ensues...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheNewBo
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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My friend wears a close-fitting knitted cap when he's putting items for sale on racks at the grocery...

It's a stocking cap.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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im balding and my girlfriend said I need to wear a hat to cover it up. I told her no and she broke up with me... no cap..
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thatoneelijah
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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My cap for graduation
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πŸ‘€︎ u/stefuhkneeyah
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2018
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Got a new deodorant stick today. Instructions said "Remove cap and push up bottom"

I can barely walk, but every time I fart the room smells great!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dandan_56
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2018
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CANNIBAL: β€œHey, how did I get this cap, gown, and diploma?”

ME: β€œit must have been the grad-U-ate”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlackSaliva
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2018
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Police are investigating a string of homicides which have occurred over the last two weeks. The victims have identified as Cap'n Crunch, Toucan Sam, Tony the Tiger, and the latest victim, Lucky the Leprechaun.

They are looking for a cereal killer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/norrisrw
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2019
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I hope I don't get banned from Reddit if I were to start subs related to toboggans, fedoras, beanies, caps, visors, sombreros, etc.

Because then I'd be promoting hat groups.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spotted_Lady
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2018
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If you kayak with a cap on and the kayak capsizes, whether or not the cap falls off depends on the cap size
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Byumbyum
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2019
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Gang member turned dentist: I’m going to pop a cap in your mouth.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DecentPlastic
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2018
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This vial caps company's slogan
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thegalaxyexplorer
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2017
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I bought a new deodorant yesterday. The instructions said "Remove cap and push up bottom"

It hurt like hell, but my farts smell great.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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I bought a new deodorant today. The instructions said to remove cap and push up bottom.

I can barely walk but my farts smell lovely.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bryanBr
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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I was shopping for some deodorant this afternoon. I noticed the instructions said β€œremove cap and twist up bottom”

It hurts to walk now but my farts smell great!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FartRipper67
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2018
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