I own a pristine collection of candy canes...
they're all in mint condition!
Molasses is separated from cane sugar by spinning cane syrup in a giant centrifuge.
It's a viscous cycle.
My family didn't like this nearly as much as the pancakes I was making, sadly.
A Fun Fact About Candy Cane Shrimp [OC]
Did you hear about the dad who has the world's largest candy cane collection?
They're all in mint condition.
Once, when working in a store, a man dressed as a a wizard approached the counter...
He said "Do I get any money off for having this big stick?"
I said "No sir, we don't offer staff discount".
Every year I'm surprised at how cheap candy canes are...
You'd think they'd be more expensive - they're in mint condition!
I am going to decorate my next christmas tree with miniature tnt sticks instead of candy canes
Oh tannen-bomb oh tannen-bomb...
I knew a guy who collected candy canes.
They were all in mint condition
A teenage girl came across an elderly man sitting next to his radio, tapping his cane to a Lil Wayne song.
"Wow! I didn't think you'd like rap music!"
"I didn't, either," the old man replied. "It all started after my hip op".
A coca cola candy cane... it's a Cocane
Big rig races
Big rig trucks cane never make it to the finals, they can only make it to the semi-finals.
After being robbed a farmer beats up a thief with a sugar cane.
He is reported to have said "revenge is sweet"
A cashier walked over to a blind man that was knocking things off the shelves with his cane and asked if he needed any help
He replied, “nope, just looking”
I just found out I was color blind. It really cane out of the
How do you find a blind man at a nude beach?
Who can drink 10 litres of petrol and not get sick?
I like my candy canes and peppermints not cracked and in mint condition.
What do you call a fast cane that can be deadly 🤔?
I guess when you think about it, every meeting at a cane factory is a staff meeting.
What do you call fast growing cane?
What's the difference between a walking stick and a cane?
You can leave a cane in the corner over night.
A principal in Nebraska banned candy canes because the "J" symbolizes "Jesus".
Why shouldn't blind people sky dive??
In Mexico, Coca Cola is made with cane sugar...
I guess you could call it "Coke-cane."
I found some unwrapped candy canes left over from last year.
They're in mint condition.
Know why Mr. Peanut uses a cane?
Bad case of plantar warts.
There was a big poetry contest and it cane down to two finalists, an English proffessor and a native American. They had to improvise a poem from a word that the judges gave them. The word was Timbuktu...
The English professor went first. He thought for a minute, then stepped up to the mic and said:
Slowly across the desert sand,
Marched a lonely caravan,
Men on camel, two by two,
Destination; Timbuktu.
The audience applauded. Then it was the Native American's turn. He stepped up to the mic and said:
Me and Tim a huntin' went.
Met three gals in a pop-up tent.
They were three, we were two,
I bucked one, Tim bucked two.
I'm going to display my candy cane collection for our family Christmas party this year...
After all, they're in mint condition...
If you make a candy cane using Coca-Cola...
Would it be called coke cane?
How did the old man walk his way out of the storm so fast?
Because, he had a hurry cane.
All these storms are hitting the Gulf Coast a lot quicker than usual.
Must be why they call them hurry-canes.
And god said to John, come forth and receive eternal life
But he cane fifth and won a toaster
I’m not legally blind...
...so I hide my cane every time the cops are around.
Friend: "Hey that's a pretty sweet walking stick!"
Me: "Thanks! I covered it in cane sugar!"
Where would you find flying rabbits
What did the doctor give the lollipop when he broke his leg
I may have found the one...
So this girl I’ve been seeing for a while was at my place. She made a comment about how difficult a dogs life must be... I said “yea, it’s a rough life!” And proceeded to make three or four mor dog puns.
She walks to the Christmas tree, grabs a candy cane and throws it at me (all with a straight face).
Thinking she was mad, I asked what that was for.
She looks up, smiles, and says “It was your punish-mint.”
A new French Fry brand for the elderly has been launched
I was told off by my fellow hikers for covering my walking stick in dried grapes.
Well, now I'm raisin cane!
Apparently the guy who invented fairy bread died
Hundreds and thousands cane to his funeral.
I knew a guy who collected candy canes...
They were all in mint condition
I have a fine collection of candy canes.
They're in mint condition.
I once knew a guy who collected candy canes...
Last I knew, they were all in mint condition
My candy cane collection is worth a fortune.
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