I own a pristine collection of candy canes...

they're all in mint condition!

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2021
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Molasses is separated from cane sugar by spinning cane syrup in a giant centrifuge.

It's a viscous cycle.


My family didn't like this nearly as much as the pancakes I was making, sadly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nemo_sum
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2021
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A Fun Fact About Candy Cane Shrimp [OC]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChumpsLand
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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Did you hear about the dad who has the world's largest candy cane collection?

They're all in mint condition.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/culculain
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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Every year I'm surprised at how cheap candy canes are...

You'd think they'd be more expensive - they're in mint condition!

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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I am going to decorate my next christmas tree with miniature tnt sticks instead of candy canes

Oh tannen-bomb oh tannen-bomb...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calthropstu
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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I knew a guy who collected candy canes.

They were all in mint condition

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πŸ‘€︎ u/howiewu0402
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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A teenage girl came across an elderly man sitting next to his radio, tapping his cane to a Lil Wayne song.

"Wow! I didn't think you'd like rap music!"

"I didn't, either," the old man replied. "It all started after my hip op".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kleefband
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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A coca cola candy cane... it's a Cocane
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2020
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After being robbed a farmer beats up a thief with a sugar cane.

He is reported to have said "revenge is sweet"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pun-isher42
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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A cashier walked over to a blind man that was knocking things off the shelves with his cane and asked if he needed any help

He replied, β€œnope, just looking”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dollbot3
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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I just found out I was color blind. It really cane out of the
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KoolGears
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2018
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I like my candy canes and peppermints not cracked and in mint condition.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/koopeepee
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2018
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What do you call a fast cane that can be deadly πŸ€”?

A HURRYcane ...

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2019
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I guess when you think about it, every meeting at a cane factory is a staff meeting.
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
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Candy cane soda
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πŸ‘€︎ u/acadiel
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2018
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What do you call fast growing cane?

Hurricane.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Martaen
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2015
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What's the difference between a walking stick and a cane?

You can leave a cane in the corner over night.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jdrawer
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2019
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A principal in Nebraska banned candy canes because the "J" symbolizes "Jesus".

He mint well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2018
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I found some unwrapped candy canes left over from last year.

They're in mint condition.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CheeseheadDave
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2017
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In Mexico, Coca Cola is made with cane sugar...

I guess you could call it "Coke-cane."

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2017
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Know why Mr. Peanut uses a cane?

Bad case of plantar warts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ericmc80
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2017
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There was a big poetry contest and it cane down to two finalists, an English proffessor and a native American. They had to improvise a poem from a word that the judges gave them. The word was Timbuktu...

The English professor went first. He thought for a minute, then stepped up to the mic and said:

Slowly across the desert sand, Marched a lonely caravan, Men on camel, two by two, Destination; Timbuktu.

The audience applauded. Then it was the Native American's turn. He stepped up to the mic and said:

Me and Tim a huntin' went. Met three gals in a pop-up tent. They were three, we were two, I bucked one, Tim bucked two.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wise_Guy_Plato
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2017
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I'm going to display my candy cane collection for our family Christmas party this year...

After all, they're in mint condition...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2016
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I knew a guy who collected candy canes...

They were all in mint condition

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WispyNarwhal
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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I have a fine collection of candy canes.

They're in mint condition.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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I once knew a guy who collected candy canes...

Last I knew, they were all in mint condition

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Datboifritz113
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2019
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My candy cane collection is worth a fortune.

It's in mint condition.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RCrown2
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2016
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