I can’t wait till my Wife and I have a our first baby.
I’ll hand them to her and say “Here’s the fruits of your labor.”
I can’t wait for New Years Eve
So on January 1st I can say “I guess hindsight is 2020!”
Can’t wait for the first married woman to walk on the red planet.
Just so I can ask if there’s wife on Mars.
Now that the Fall is officially here, I can't wait to make tons of extra money gathering leaves..
.. last year I raked it in.
i can't wait to go to Hawaii
I know for sure that i will get leid upon arrival
Devil puns anyone? Lol also promoting Lucifer huhu can’t wait
I can't wait until the pandemic is over, and I can see the pun-based show my local theater troupe has been rehearsing.
Can't wait for this travel ban to lift. Prague would be my number one choice..
I can’t wait for Halloween this year!
Everyone will be wearing masks!
Can't wait for Fast and Furious 10
It will be titiled "Fast 10: Your Seatbelts"
I can't wait for the Korean blues singer to come to town!
I hear his sound is very Seoulful and reminiscent of the 70’s.
I’ve been prescribed anti-gloating cream... I can't wait to rub it in!
What a lovely duo these two are. Can't wait for Lost In Space S2
My dad can't wait for January 1st
It'll be the first time we'll be in 20/20
Me: Can’t wait to see clearly next year..
My dad: What do you mean son? Your eyesights not that bad..
Me: Yes, but next year will be 2020.
I can't wait until I'm 37
I'll really be in my prime.
I can’t wait for cremation
I’ll finally have that hot smoking bod I always wanted
I can't wait!, they're finally making The Watchmaker movie.
I can't wait for January 1, 2021
Then, hindsight will be 2020.
Can’t wait to see my buds
I can't wait to understand instant gratification.
I've heard a lot of people are excited for Fast 9. I can't wait for the next one.
Can't wait for summer, had enough of this...
Can’t wait to get home and plug in my phone.
I can’t wait for the day my child says “dad, I think I have your sense of humor”
So I can say to them
“YOU GIVE THAT BACK!”
While my wife and I were dating in high school we were at this church lock in. I said, “Can’t wait till we get outta here and I can plant one on ya” she said, “What kinda flower”
No hesitation I say, “Tulips”
I can't wait until my wife tells me that she is pregnant.
I have a pre-planned response of, "You're kidding me!".
Can’t wait to see the new Netflix documentary on constipation
Why can't doctors ever wait?
Because they're not patient.
The inventor of the time machine is depressed, so I bet he can't wait to put this year ahead of him.
"I can't wait to eat that steak, Budapest will love it."
"Who's Budapest?"
"That's my stomach's name, because it's the capital of HUNGRY."
I can't wait for Christmas this December, but the 31st will be stressful.
I've been diagnosed with old langxiety.
I can't wait until we're all gathered around the table and as we're about to eat, I'll ask my family as I do each and every year, "What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?"
And as the groans begin, I'll screech, "The letter G!"
If you can't remember where you put your boomerang, just wait a minute...
Can't wait for the day when my "dad jokes"...
I really can't wait to get my universal remote.
I can't wait for my wife to be pregnant.
At that point, I'm just always going to talk about the child in her.
Can't wait until my boy grows up so I can use these (3 month old)
"Dad, I'm hungry"
"Hi hungry I'm dad"
"Dad do u wanna play soccer with me"
"I would love to but it's not allowed to kick your kids"
From Grandfather to my Dad. I can't wait to use them
When checking out at the grocery store if toilet paper is one of the items purchased they will always ask the clerk: "Do you think this is enough toilet paper for this much food?"
When anyone is eating something spicy: "Better get some ice cream next, because in a few hours you're gonna be in the bathroom screaming COME ON ICE CREAM"
I can’t wait until hindsight....
I can’t wait for this year to be over
Then I can say “hindsight’s 2020”.
I can't wait for the year 2021...
Because hindsight is 2020
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