I was going to add a pun here but can't think of any right now
I need help following up with this pun, this is a video about a scientist giving a lecture about fire, I can’t think of any more other than pun-ch line
I can't think of a better way to cross the lake
Canoe?
I can't think about buying any stupid pure freshly squeezed juice right now.
I need to concentrate.
My doctor said I should drink alcohol in moderation. I don't think I can control my drinking...
... but it's worth a shot!
I can’t really think of any gardening related jokes recently
Most of them are planted in the dirt tier
“Doc, I think I might have ADHD, because I can’t remember where I parked my Ford!”
Doctor: That’s not how ADHD works.
Man: But I keep losing my Focus!
When I go for a walk with my best friend, he can’t help but stop and pet every animal he sees. He just thinks they’re so adorable!
He has awwtism.
Most people think that T-Rexes can't clap because they have short arms
But it's actually because they're dead
I can't think of a good flower pun right now...
Thistle have to do.
DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself. MOM: Oh my! Who!? DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something? MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????
No it was with a knife.
I can’t think fast when I play Pictionary.
I always draw a _____ .
My son asked me to tell him a boat joke. I said, "I can't think of any, but...."
"Canoe?"
All my Canadian friends don't think they can count on me...
but I know Yukon count on me because I'm having Nunavut.
I think there's a pterodactyl in my bathroom, but I can't be certain.
Because the p is silent.
I've been in the market for a new whiteboard, but I don't think I can trust the online reviews.
They all say the product is remarkable.
I can't think of my favorite classical composer
His name is in the Bach of my mind.
I can’t see an end, I have no control and I don’t think there’s any escape – I don’t even have a home anymore!
Definitely time for a new keyboard...
I Need help coming up with an August pun! Each month I write something nice on our calendar to my wife using the month as a pun. Can’t think of one for August! Can anyone help?
Can anyone think of a good pun for my comic...i can't think of anything
You think 2016 can't get worse, then Wham!
Merry Christmas you filthy animals!
I don't think I can trust my pillow.
It's always lying behind my back.
I know a lot of jokes about cash machines. I just can't think of one atm
I want to get my buddy a good present but all I can find is a painting that has a prostitute saying, "1,2,3,4..." and I don't think he'll like it.
But it's the thot that counts.
My wife doesn’t think I can install knobs on our cabinets
But I can handle it
I can’t wait for the day my child says “dad, I think I have your sense of humor”
So I can say to them
“YOU GIVE THAT BACK!”
I’d make a joke about fighting but I can’t think of a good punchline
I don't think men and women can be equal.
There's a vas deferens between them.
You think pigs can’t fly??
Let me remind you: Just a few years ago, swine flu.
Most people think that t-rexes can’t clap because they have short arms
But really, it’s because they are dead
Patient: I think I have ADHD I can’t remember where I parked my Ford. Doc: That doesn’t really mean anything... Patient: But I keep losing my focus
DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself. MOM: Oh my! Who!? DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something? MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????
DAD: No, it was with a knife...
DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself. MOM: Oh my! Who!? DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something? MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!??????? DAD: No, it was with a knife
DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself. MOM: Oh my! Who!? DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something?
MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????
DAD: No, it was with a knife...
I don't think I can trust my pillow.
It's always lying behind my back.
DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself. MOM: Oh my! Who!? DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something? MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!??????? DAD: No, it was with a knife...
