A list of puns related to "Button Hole"
I told him I think he's de-pressed.
Everyone at Apple hates buttons and holes, that's why they get rid of both on their new products...
In clinic today a female patient was admiring our MA's tattoos and said she had a large tattoo of a snake from her belly button, across her hip, and down to her tailbone. MA apprehensively said yes when asked if she wanted to see it.
Lady lifts up her shirt and... No tattoo.
Patient: "do you see it"?
MA: "no"
Patient: "well then it must have went back in it's hole"!
She was like 60+ years old. Priceless.
My dad uses this one all the time when there's a joke telling convo going on. It usually ends it...
Note: we're southern so button and buttin' sound the same!
Dad: I've got one. What goes around a button?
Us:???
Dad: a button hole, of course. So what goes around a buttin?
Us: a button hole?
Dad: no! A Billy goat, of course!
Repeat... It never ends.
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