[request] Please help me think of Butt puns.
Something on the lines of I've got more booty than a pirate .
What has two butts and kills people?
What do you call a joke writer with no butt?
what happens when you touch Dwayne Johnson's butt
"Hey Thor why do you wear that metal plate over your butt?"
Why did the man get a new butt?
Because his old one was cracked 🤣
Did you know that Apollo Creed from Rocky has a child with two butts that killed people?
My wife's butt cheeks have the exact same size.
What has two butts and is absolutely deadly?
My kids were trying to explain the dance move where they bounce their butts really fast.
I had no idea what they were twerking about.
Pork Butts...
Are definitely not glute free.
My girlfriend won't let me spank her butt during foreplay.
So, I glued her butt cheeks together.
Well I guess, if you can't beat them, join them.
I once had a plaque of a cat's butt on our mantle over the fireplace.
My wife said it was a catastrophe.
Our 8-year old stopped family dinner conversation to tell us he made up a joke… “Hey Doctor, I need a new butt…”
“This one has a hole in it.”
My wife was dying trying not to laugh too much and encourage him.
He swears he made it up on his own. Original or not, I couldn’t be prouder.
A man had a tiny butt, so he took up jogging to bulk it out.
He was running a little behind.
Dad Jokes? All the jokes my dad ever makes are “butt” related.
He’s so cheeky, he cracks me up.
Happy Father’s Day eve, all!
At work today I bent over to pick something up and inadvertently showed some of my butt crack. My boss immediately called me out for it and despite me being a model employee he fired me on the spot.
All that company cares about is the bottom line.
what is dwyane johnsons' butt called?
Why do cow farms always smell like butt?
Because they smell of DairyAir.
I got sacked at work for photocopying my butt..
I was told it was too cheeky
Nicknamed my butt Lionel yesterday
What is the similarity between ancient Egypt and my butt?
They have a toot in common.
I never understood why they named the show "SpongeBob"
Patrick was literally the star of the show
I've been trying to pry my butt cheeks apart
They seem to be glute together
Beethoven had chickens, but got rid of them. Why?
Because they always ran around going "Bach. Bach. Bach. Bach".
Why did Moe kill Homer’s son?
Is "buttcheeks" one word?
Or should I spread them apart?
Why did the small butt lose the race?
They were always a little behind
What did one butt say to the other?
Ever since I slapped Dwayne Johnson's butts
I knew I've hit the rock bottom
What do you call a killer with two butts
You have a really flat butt.
Why do ducks have tail feathers?
To cover their butt quacks.
What has two butts and kills people?
Who has two butts and kills people?
What has two butts and can kill you?
What has 2 butts and kills people?
what happens when you hit Dwayne Johnsons butt?
What has 2 butts and kills people?
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