Buses Puns

But she refused to give me one.

They have bad conductors

Because they can't sit.

Because I know the kids in the back are making fun of me.

Warned I'd get tired then exhausted by them if I did

Then he went off on one.

They are really turning a corner.

They are too heavy.

Got told this by a guy fundraising when I said I couldn't stop to chat, had to get my bus. I wanted to turn back and donate just because of that xD

The lady on the other end laughed at me and said "Dear... We don't operate a fleet of DeLoreans! All of our buses run on Diesel..."

Me: Hey, they’re stopping all the buses outside! Coworker: What! Why? Me: To let the people get off and on.

...and they have these little cardboard coin banks shaped like buses for families to take home. After the service we were all standing around, waiting for my mom to finish talking to people. I'm on my phone, when all of a sudden I hear something hit the ground between my feet. I look, and there's one of the cardboard buses between my feet, and my dad standing there with a huge grin. I look at him, confused.

"see what I did there?"
"what?"
"see what I did there?"
"no..."
"I threw the BUS under YOU!"

and he walked away dad-chuckling to himself.
well played, dad. well played.