I went to my local all you can eat buffet...
And there was this girl that was only choosing vegetables?
I thought, i never seen herbivore.
Went to a buffet laid on for taxidermists...
....and absolutely stuffed myself.
Why is it bad to be a buffet during Valentine’s Day?
Because people always want a-more
I want to open a Chinese food buffet
It will be called "All You Can Eat and Dim Sum"
The therapist said I can get over my fear of buffets....
But first, I've got to want to help myself .
Indian buffet
I really like Indian bread, but the buffet I went to had naan.
This year's Thanksgiving playlist is a buffet by ear, if you will...
The main dish will be Lambchop seasoned with Red Hot Chili Peppers & Salt-n-Pepa.
Accompanied by the side dishes: The Cranberries, Korn, and Black Eyed Peas.
And for dessert we'll have Vanilla Ice..Cream..Cake.
What do you tell a Jedi-in-training that struggles to use chopsticks at a Chinese buffet?
I went to an "all-you-can-eat" buffet, but it was rubbish.
There was plenty of stuff that I can eat which wasn't there.
I took my friend to an Indian buffet and he complained about the bread.
It turned out to be a Naan issue.
Whenever we go to a buffet, I always ask my wife to get my food for me.
I just can't help myself.
What do you call a venue designed for food fights?
An all you can yeet buffet.
At the last buffet I went to, I ate two plates.
I wish I would have found the food.
I went to a dinner party yesterday. The hosts are chefs and made all kinds of food, buffet style. I arrived early had some hors d'oeuvres. Then I realized I was thirsty, and I wanted to try the mixed juice drink. At this point everyone else was getting food, so I walked right up and got a cup...
What did the Hulk say when he was told every superhero loves waffles at the breakfast buffet?
Not all heroes, where crepes?
What do you call a buffet for sheep?
I asked a girl out on a date to a buffet tonight...
She said "no thanks, I have a lot on my plate right now."
Local buffet was out of traditional Indian flatbread
I told them it was a naan issue.
I went to the Chinese buffet on crab leg night and ate my fill, but they kicked me out.
They said I was being too shellfish.
Ever heard of the buffet that lets you eat free if you bring your welsh cattle dog?
I hear its a real corgishborg.
Why was the stopwatch behind when it left the buffet?
It kept going back four seconds.
Warren Buffet (self-made billionaire) holds an annual conference for aspiring entrepreneurs.
When they go to lunch during the conference, they eat from the “Buffett Buffet.”
The all you can eat seafood buffet had restrictions I didn’t know about :/
I should have read the crab clause
I went to a $15 all-you-can-eat buffet and when I got up to refill my plate, the manager said that I wasn’t allowed to get seconds.
I said, “What happened to ‘all-you-can-eat for $15?’”
The manager said, “That is all you can eat for $15 dollars.”
I changed therapists after my last one hosted a buffet party.
He came up to me and said, "Help yourself."
I want to open a buffet restaurant with only glutenous foods...
called “all you can wheat”
I'm always the last one eating at the Chinese buffet
Man, Warren Buffet is so goddamned rich.
Every time I go to one of his restaurants they let you eat whatever you want.
What do you call a buffet with lot's of garlic.
Buffet The Vampire Slayer.
(Made it up at work today and got a polite chuckle.)
Did you hear that Nashville's goaltender got thrown out of an all-you-can-eat pasta buffet during the Stanley Cup?
Turns out Pekka Rinne can wreck a penne...
Why do people at buffets look so stressed?
They have a lot on their plate!
What's the difference between a toad and a toadstool?
One's in the buffet and the other helps 'em get there!
(I'm sorry if this is bad. I'm not a dad yet, but I'm practicing early)
Went to an Indian buffet for dinner.
I ate until there was naan left.
Working the buffet...
Grabbing some white rice, yellow rice, and some brown rice along the way.
Daughter asks "Why are you getting some of each?"
"'Cos I'm all about ricial diversity."
We just ate Indian buffet . . .
I'm going into a food korma.
I went to this restaurant called Warren one time in college
It really was a terrible buffet
Got my wife at the Chinese buffet
My wife asked me to get her some soup at the buffet but there were no dumplings for the soup. I apologized for returning without the soup knowing that it, "left her wonton".
Got double dad joked at a buffet.
I was standing in line when I had to sneeze. I sneezed 3 times when an old man came up to me with his wife and said
"She thinks you sneezing is funny, but it's snot." Then he said to his wife "He's just trying to make the tissue dance, he put a boogy in it." As a bonus, while I was laughing, the wife groaned and he turned and yelled, " YOU HAVE NO SENSE OF HUMOR!" Great father's day.
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