The elevator at work was broken so I took the stairs...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Now no one can get down.
Three things Christ promises he will never do: Won't leave you broken-hearted (Psalm 147:3), won't reject you (John 6:37), and won't leave you nor forsake you (Hebrews 13:5).
In essence, Jesus is never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.
People say I’m like a broken record...
People say I’m like a broken record...
People say I’m like a broken record...
From my 11 year old daughter. Did you hear the one about the man with the broken hearing aids?
Why did tech support seduced the server which was broken down?
Because he must turn it on
Why did the technician sing to the broken computer?
Trouble-soothing.
My son loves this one with online learning. I only had to explain to him what troubleshooting was 4 times!
Anyone interested in buying a broken barometer....?
Last year wasn't much fun having a broken neck injury..
.. but at least now, I can look back and laugh.
What do you call a broken can opener
How do you fix a broken pizza?
How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
I came across a broken escalator today...
What did the seal with a broken arm say to the shark?
"Do not consume if seal is broken."
A man is impaled on a shard of broken window
“I can’t imagine the pane you must be going through”
Broke ny finger today
On the other hand i am ok
Broken bridges annoy me
I just can’t get over them
I boughta broken radio for a dollar that had the volume stuck all the way up!
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
It took me a long time to recover from my broken neck
but afterwards, I never looked back.
Why does my coin minting machine have to be broken...
It just doesn't make cents
What do you call a Transformer that has broken the law?
my horse is broken
i watched it whip,then i watched it neigh neigh
How do you fix a broken gorilla?
Ugh. My garage was broken into and someone stole my Limbo Stick.
Seriously now, how low can you go?
If any of you know how to fix broken hinges
What do you call a broken fan?
I just drove my new car out of the lot only to find the reverse gear broken.
There’s no going back now.
How do you mend a broken Jack o' Lantern?
Did you hear the one about the broken pencil?
Forget it, it’s pointless.
To the person that stole my broken bathroom scale...
... You won’t get a weigh with this!
There’s a lot of proposals on cleaning up space in earth’s orbit from broken satellites.
Looks like they’ll need a vacuum cleaner
Why was the broken door crazy?
I’m really cold and my heater is broken,
So I moved to the corner, where it’s 90 degrees.
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
How do you fix a broken jack-o’-lantern?
If any of you know how to fix broken hinges
How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
Anyone want to buy a broken barometer?
Last year it certainly wasn't much fun having a broken neck.
But now I can look back and laugh.
I drove my new car out of the lot only to find that the reverse gear is broken.
There’s no turning back now.
Anyone want to buy a broken barometer?
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