Last night my house was broken into, and all they stole was soap.
Dirty criminals. Cops say they got away clean
at the beach, i found a broken sand dollar, and i turned to Daughter, and said, hey i found a rapper...
she immediately responded, "50 cent"
it was rewarding because i could visibly see her internal groan at dumb dad joke, but then also self-horror that she was so quick to get the joke... win-win-win!!
What did the stressed out carpenter say about his broken saw?
My doorknob was broken
But I handled the situation.
I told my doctor I thought my arm was broken, in several places.
He said "Well, you should probably avoid those places in the future."
Why should you never write with a broken pencil?
Have you heard the joke about the broken pencil?
Forget about it....it's pointless!
People say I’m like a broken record
People say I’m like a broken record
Once upon a time a broken sword told me it was the best weapon in the world...
For Sale...Broken Quiz Machine.
What do you call a broken furnace?
Out-cold
Credit to my brother he’s not a dad but still
Walking around the mall with my daughter and we decided to go down a level. She expressed disappointment the elevator was broken,
I told her, " The escalator is just like an elevator but with extra steps."
The elevator at work was broken so I took the stairs...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Now no one can get down.
Three things Christ promises he will never do: Won't leave you broken-hearted (Psalm 147:3), won't reject you (John 6:37), and won't leave you nor forsake you (Hebrews 13:5).
In essence, Jesus is never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.
How is a bad joke like a broken pencil?
How do you fix broken tomatoes?
Why did the blind man ride the broken rollercoaster?
He didn’t see anything wrong with it.
What when fixed becomes broken inside?
I absolutely hate broken bridges
I just can't get over them
I thought all the trees were broken when they lost their leaves this winter. They're starting to come back now though.
I think Google is broken...
I went on it the other day looking for lighters and it just came up with thousands of matches.
What do you call a can opener that's been broken
A man with a broken arm made a joke. Everyone started laughing. He was...
I’m selling a TV for $1, but it’s broken and it’s stuck on the highest volume.
It’s something you can’t turn down!
I can't recycle a broken window with regular glass bottles in my town.
From my 11 year old daughter. Did you hear the one about the man with the broken hearing aids?
What do a broken hard drive and a baby have in common?
I’ve just watched a movie about a gentleman having his broken leg fixed with bandages and a plaster of paris....
......what a great cast!!
My Eraser is broken.
It always rubs things the wrong way...
Why did tech support seduced the server which was broken down?
Because he must turn it on
Why did the technician sing to the broken computer?
Trouble-soothing.
My son loves this one with online learning. I only had to explain to him what troubleshooting was 4 times!
Anyone interested in buying a broken barometer....?
How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
Last year wasn't much fun having a broken neck injury..
.. but at least now, I can look back and laugh.
A man is impaled on a shard of broken window
“I can’t imagine the pane you must be going through”
I came across a broken escalator today...
What did the seal with a broken arm say to the shark?
"Do not consume if seal is broken."
What do you call a broken pencil?
I tried to write with a broken pencil
I thought all the trees were broken when they lost their leaves this winter. They're starting to come back now though.
What do you call a can opener that’s broken?
Broken pub quiz machine for sale. . .
People say I’m like a broken record...
People say I’m like a broken record...
People say I’m like a broken record...
What do you call a broken can opener
How do you fix a broken pizza?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
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