The elevator at work was broken so I took the stairs...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Now no one can get down.
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︎ Dec 08 2020
From my 11 year old daughter. Did you hear the one about the man with the broken hearing aids?
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︎ Dec 31 2020
Why did the technician sing to the broken computer?
Trouble-soothing.
My son loves this one with online learning. I only had to explain to him what troubleshooting was 4 times!
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︎ Jan 15 2021
What did the seal with a broken arm say to the shark?
"Do not consume if seal is broken."
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︎ Dec 17 2020
I boughta broken radio for a dollar that had the volume stuck all the way up!
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︎ Nov 26 2020
What do you call a Transformer that has broken the law?
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︎ Dec 04 2020
I just drove my new car out of the lot only to find the reverse gear broken.
Thereβs no going back now.
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︎ Sep 27 2020
Did you hear the one about the broken pencil?
Forget it, itβs pointless.
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︎ Sep 11 2020
To the person that stole my broken bathroom scale...
... You wonβt get a weigh with this!
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︎ Sep 14 2020
Why was the broken door crazy?
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︎ Oct 13 2020
The AC was broken at the hotel lobby I am staying at.
I wasn't expecting such a warm reception.
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︎ Aug 08 2020
Iβm selling a 55β TV for JUST $1, only problem is the volume button is broken...
... I mean, how can you turn that one down!
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︎ Aug 07 2020
I could tell you the one about the broken pencil
But nevermind. It's pointless.
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︎ Aug 30 2020
I'm selling a TV for $1, but it's broken and it's stuck on the highest volume.
That's a deal you can't turn down.
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︎ Jan 03 2020
My wife told me that the bathroom scales were broken. I said...
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︎ May 03 2020
The best gift I ever got was a broken drum...
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︎ May 17 2020
A friend offered to sell me their TV for five bucks but said the volume dial was broken.
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︎ Aug 01 2020
Why was the broken air conditioner already sad?
Because it couldnβt vent itβs problems
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︎ Jun 16 2020
Why did dad get angry when the window was broken?
Because it was a pane to replace.
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︎ Feb 12 2020
Thieves have broken into and stolen all the toilets at the Police Station
Detectives have nothing to go on
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︎ May 14 2020
Have you heard the joke about the broken pencil?
There is no point to it anymore!
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︎ Apr 29 2020
His family is broken at the moment
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︎ Feb 09 2020
Walked by a house with a broken window and a sign in the window saying "don't rock the boat".
Looks like somebody rocked your house
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︎ May 05 2020
Empty change machine, broken skunk, the year 2020...
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︎ Jun 06 2020
I turned on the car radio this morning but I think itβs broken.
All I heard was βFFFFFFβ. Just white noise.
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︎ Jan 12 2020
I got into an accident and I was shocked when the doctor told me that my fingers were broken.
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︎ Oct 13 2018
I sat down to sew and wouldntchayknow it, the machine is broken.
Guess that was my last stitch effort.
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︎ Nov 10 2019
Husband: Why are there broken condoms on the couch?
Wife: Would you please call our children by their name?
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︎ Jan 31 2020
What did the window washer with arthritis say to the broken window?
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︎ Dec 12 2019
Why are there broken condoms on the couch, honey?
Stop calling your kids that.
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︎ Oct 20 2019
And to the winner of worlds most broken clock...
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︎ Dec 31 2019
I added some pun to the sign on a broken pallet jack at work.
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︎ Apr 05 2019
There was an accident in the Paleontology section of a Natural History Museum where multiple dinosaur skeletons collapsed and were broken beyond repair. The directors of the museum were concerned that visitors wouldn't visit that section anymore ...
but visitors still showed up to view the
Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.
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︎ Jul 22 2019
Because the shin is broken
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︎ Jun 09 2019
Why was the broken refrigerator so angry?
Because he couldnβt keep his cool
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︎ May 20 2019
My friends sometime ask me why I yell at them all the time over instant message about this amazing new business opportunity Iβm involved in that Iβm really excited about! They also ask me if maybe if shift key on my keyboard is broken.
But I reply βNO I AM A CAPITALISTβ
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︎ Nov 16 2019
The CTRL keys on my laptop are broken...
It's now completely uncontrollable.
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︎ Aug 10 2019
Let me tell you the joke about the broken pencil.
Actually never mind itβs a pointless joke.
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︎ Jun 23 2019
I drove my new car out of the lot only to find that the reverse gear is broken.
Thereβs no turning back now.
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︎ Sep 05 2020
Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?
π︎ 5
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︎ Jul 09 2020
I drove my new car out of the lot, only to find the reverse gear broken.
Thereβs no going back now.
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︎ Jun 03 2020
What is the best gift you can give someone? Answer: a broken drum...
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︎ May 04 2020
Why is a broken drum the best Christmas present ever?
You just canβt beat it.
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︎ Dec 26 2019
Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?
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︎ Nov 14 2019
I drove my new car out of the lot only to find the reverse gear broken.
Thereβs no going back now.
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︎ Dec 20 2019
Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?
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︎ Oct 31 2019
Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?
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︎ Nov 15 2019
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