Re-Morse code!
Power-Point. . . . . π
Me Why?
Morose code
Shout out to u/thelifesponge for inspiration on this one!
A man would have written: "Itsy-Bitsy, GIANT CRANK, Yellow Polka-Dot Bikini."
Now they can Scandinavian!
So Patel tried to go to the lowest level and put a dot on the paper.
"What this, Ed?"
"A line?" the boy replied.
"I... I expected more from you. I'm... This a point, Ed."
You just have to have a feel for it.
A cheetah
I said, βNo. Get your fax straight.β
But crossing your tβs is where I draw the line.
But crossing "t's"? That's where I draw the line.
A pointy point who has no point in pointing
It wasn't the most accurate, but it gets the point across.
The dot "."
It has ended more sentences than anything else.
"woof" guy replies
It was the least I could do.
Dotting i's is okay since it's just a dot, but t's are where I draw the line.
Hi going to kill myself, I'm dad.
I canβt quite put my finger on it.
I think itβs pointillist
Itβs pointless.
I asked him if he likes those dots that go over certain vowels.
He replied, "Umm, lots!"
Because they know all their lines.
The Texas Department of Transportation (TxDOT) found over 200 dead crows on U.S. Highway 281 this past week, and there was concern that they may have died from the Coronavirus.
A veterinary epidemiologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Coronavirus (COVID-19).
The cause of death was actually from vehicular impacts. However, during analysis it was noted that varying colors of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws. By analyzing these paint residues it was found that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with motorcycles, while only 2% were killed by cars.
TxDOT then hired an Ornithological Behaviorist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of motorcycle kills versus car kills.
The Ornithological Behaviorist quickly concluded that when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow to warn of danger.
They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "bike"!!!
A 3rd ant joined, and beat them both, and started gloating about it.
The two ants said, "that wasn't a race. We were just following instructions."
The 3rd ant asked, "what instructions?"
The two ants said, "see right here, it says 'tear across dotted line.'"
An asterisk with hair gel.
"Connect them."
He drew an itsy, bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow, polka dot linguini
A dot.
I once had a job in a t-shirt factory. Every day, t-shirts would come down the line, and using this big rubber stamp, Iβd apply a handful of dots to them, at random, to just given them a general design that wasnβt blank t-shirt. It was soul sucking, but it paid the bills.
However, I kept running into a problem. I wasnβt applying the dots fast enough. It was a mental thing - Iβd get hung up on where should I apply the next dot so it doesnβt look bad, etc. But one of the guys whoβd been there longer than I had gave me a piece of advice. He told me to cross to my eyes. That way, I could just kinda zone out and hit the t-shirt a few times randomly without paying much attention to where exactly I was applying the dots. It worked like magic.
Well eventually I was getting ready to leave the factory and they had me train my replacement. It only took one day. I left him with one piece of advice. I told him not to get too hung up on the specific details but just to make sure he dotted his tees and crossed his eyes.
My brother got an amazon prime dot and asked it for a joke:
"What did the fish say when it swam headfirst into a wall?"
"Damn"
One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
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Sorry, that was a dot over the line
