How do you fix a broken pizza?
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︎ Feb 11 2021
The elevator at work was broken so I took the stairs...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Now no one can get down.
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︎ Dec 08 2020
Three things Christ promises he will never do: Won't leave you broken-hearted (Psalm 147:3), won't reject you (John 6:37), and won't leave you nor forsake you (Hebrews 13:5).
In essence, Jesus is never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.
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︎ Oct 25 2020
Iβve just watched a movie about a gentleman having his broken leg fixed with bandages and a plaster of paris....
......what a great cast!!
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︎ Feb 09 2021
People say Iβm like a broken record...
People say Iβm like a broken record...
People say Iβm like a broken record...
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︎ Jan 31 2021
My Eraser is broken.
It always rubs things the wrong way...
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︎ Feb 11 2021
From my 11 year old daughter. Did you hear the one about the man with the broken hearing aids?
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︎ Dec 31 2020
Why did tech support seduced the server which was broken down?
Because he must turn it on
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︎ Feb 01 2021
Why did the technician sing to the broken computer?
Trouble-soothing.
My son loves this one with online learning. I only had to explain to him what troubleshooting was 4 times!
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︎ Jan 15 2021
Anyone interested in buying a broken barometer....?
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︎ Jan 11 2021
Last year wasn't much fun having a broken neck injury..
.. but at least now, I can look back and laugh.
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︎ Jan 05 2021
What do you call a broken can opener
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︎ Dec 01 2020
Sarge 50 pushups now!
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︎ Jan 03 2021
How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
With a pumpkin patch! π
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︎ Oct 28 2020
I came across a broken escalator today...
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︎ Dec 16 2020
What did the seal with a broken arm say to the shark?
"Do not consume if seal is broken."
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︎ Dec 17 2020
A man is impaled on a shard of broken window
βI canβt imagine the pane you must be going throughβ
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︎ Nov 30 2020
Broke ny finger today
On the other hand i am ok
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︎ Dec 06 2020
Broken bridges annoy me
I just canβt get over them
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︎ Nov 07 2020
I boughta broken radio for a dollar that had the volume stuck all the way up!
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︎ Nov 26 2020
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
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︎ Nov 22 2020
It took me a long time to recover from my broken neck
but afterwards, I never looked back.
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︎ Nov 18 2020
Why does my coin minting machine have to be broken...
It just doesn't make cents
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︎ Nov 24 2020
my horse is broken
i watched it whip,then i watched it neigh neigh
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︎ Dec 02 2020
What do you call a Transformer that has broken the law?
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︎ Dec 04 2020
How do you fix a broken gorilla?
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︎ Oct 30 2020
Ugh. My garage was broken into and someone stole my Limbo Stick.
Seriously now, how low can you go?
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︎ Sep 11 2020
If any of you know how to fix broken hinges
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︎ Oct 20 2020
What do you call a broken fan?
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︎ Sep 29 2020
I just drove my new car out of the lot only to find the reverse gear broken.
Thereβs no going back now.
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︎ Sep 27 2020
How do you mend a broken Jack o' Lantern?
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︎ Sep 17 2020
Did you hear the one about the broken pencil?
Forget it, itβs pointless.
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︎ Sep 11 2020
To the person that stole my broken bathroom scale...
... You wonβt get a weigh with this!
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︎ Sep 14 2020
Thereβs a lot of proposals on cleaning up space in earthβs orbit from broken satellites.
Looks like theyβll need a vacuum cleaner
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︎ Oct 19 2020
How do you fix a broken pizza?
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︎ Dec 23 2020
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
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︎ Oct 12 2020
How do you fix a broken jack-oβ-lantern?
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︎ Nov 17 2020
If any of you know how to fix broken hinges
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︎ Oct 22 2020
How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
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︎ Sep 21 2020
Anyone want to buy a broken barometer?
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︎ Sep 07 2020
Last year it certainly wasn't much fun having a broken neck.
But now I can look back and laugh.
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︎ Jul 30 2020
I drove my new car out of the lot only to find that the reverse gear is broken.
Thereβs no turning back now.
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︎ Sep 05 2020
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