Vegetables and fitness puns

My kid's school is having a jogaton to raise money for the schools garden. I thought the kids would get a kick out of some funny motivational posters with vegetable/herbs/fruits puns. Please help me Reddit as I'm not nearly as creative as you.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Mmmnmbop
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I feel like this meme fits in here.
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What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A Palm Tree

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Would better fit here, original post: https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/kq35tq/shitpost_because_its_3_am_and_i_should_be_sleeping/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LatcuTM
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Would better fit here, [original post](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/kq35tq/shitpost_because_its_3_am_and_i_should_be_sleeping/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LatcuTM
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Γ€ fortunate fit
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How do you fit an Elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the β€˜S’ out of Safe and the β€˜F’ out of way!

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Dad initiation joke... When my wife and son were discharged by the hospital after he was born, they said we have to get a pediatric appointment within the next few days. They said they usually fit new borns in.

I said, they absolutely have space- he’s only 20 inches and 6 lbs. [holding my hands up showing how small he is].

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ACSchnitzersport
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My wife told me today, "Look, I've had this since high school and it still fits me."

Me: "Yeah!!! It's a scarf. "

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
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How did Noah fit 2 of every animal in a single boat ?

State-of-the-Ark technology

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Amart1985
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Fitting
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/xxDr-Beckyxx
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Felt like this fit better here /r/Unclejokes/comments/km…
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Made me cringe, figured it fits here /r/cyberpunkgame/comments…
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A man who had just died was delivered to the mortuary wearing a beautiful black suit.

The mortician asked the deceased’s wife how she would like the body dressed. He points out the man looks good in the black suit he’s already wearing. The widow however said she thought her husband always looked his best in blue, and she would really like him in a blue suit. She then hands the mortician a blank cheque and says β€œI don’t care how much it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing.” The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe. Remarkably, the suit fit him perfectly. She says to the mortician, β€œwhatever this costs I’m very satisfied, you did an excellent job and I’m incredibly grateful. How much did you spend?” To her astonishment the mortician presents her with her blank cheque, and he says β€œthere’s no charge.” Shocked she replies β€œno really, I feel like i must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit.” β€œHonestly ma’am”, the mortician says, β€œit costs nothing, you see a diseased gentleman about your husbands size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday. He was wearing an attractive blue suit. So I asked his wife if she minded if her husband went to the grave wearing black. She had said it made no difference so long as he looked nice. So from that point on it was really just a matter of switching the heads.”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PaladinDanza
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Did you know Cardi B has a sister who’s a fitness instructor?

Her name is Cardi O

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MsToothFairy
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It’s a little known fact that Gaius Julius Caesar suffered from epileptic fits.

Also known as a Julius Seizure.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/vehiclesales
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My dog started gnawing on something and immediately started having a sneezing fit

That's the last time I buy achoo toy.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AADPS
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I've put on so much weight during Lockdown that my Sumo suit no longer fits me.

On the plus side, I no longer need a Sumo suit.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/WhoElseButAlf
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Today I learned that if a canoe turns upside down in the water, you can safely wear it on your head.

Because it’s capsized.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
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Not mine but it might fit here. /r/Jokes/comments/k2mw84/…
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/maecky1
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If you suffer from sneezing fits, DO NOT make an appointment with...

Dr. Pepper.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Unfussed
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/smurph808
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I saw a sign in a shop window that said "Watch batteries fitted, Β£2.50."

I thought β€œWhy would anyone pay to see that?”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/the_houser
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Did you hear about the sea captain that went in for a hat fitting at the local haberdashery during rough seas?

He was cap-sized.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SpartanMonkey
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My cousin is trying to fit the most elephants, geese and bulls ever in a vintage music shop.

He's breaking all sorts of records.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Select-Atmosphere110
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This fits well here. /r/Jokes/comments/jx2icj/…
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Odinovic
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After checking the delivery tracking app, my wife yelled in a fit of rage, β€œnow my package isn’t coming for another 5 days!”

I replied, now you know how I feel.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zion2199
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What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

A family photo

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A man was enjoying his burger when someone broke the news to him that it was made out of 'Horse Meat'. Suddenly he went into a fit and started choking. Two hours upon rushing him to the hospital........

.......His condition is now known to be 'Stable'

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ball5deeper
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What do you call a loose fitting dress on a cow?

>A MOO MOO!

<<Thanks folks! I'm here all week! Don't forget to tip your cows!>>

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/eat-rainbows
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Hi! What do you call a physically fit grains farmer?

Shredded Wheat

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SonyTrinitrons
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How did women in the 16th century stay fit?

They worked their core-set

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/swaghettigod
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I've been doing a series of 'misinterpreted song lyrics', I think most of them would fit here...
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ThoseAreHotdogs
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Planet Fit-Gnats?
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/OverSpeedClutch
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I lost 15 pounds on my Wii Fit

It was the best trade-in deal I could find

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/danius353
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I think it fits in this subreddit
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Edwardsama_702
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Does this fit?
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/levzeppelin
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Elton John has bought his pet rabbit a treadmill

It’s a little fit bunny

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cheifsup
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How many birds can fit in a cage at once

Toucan

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kittenbomer
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My wife watches a fitness tv show from Barbados

It's the Pilates of the Caribbean

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/speculatrix
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Definitely fits here /r/Showerthoughts/comment…
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Mogulzns
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Thought this would fit better here
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LatcuTM
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My real estate agent lied.. he said my house had 1000 carpet area

I could barely fit in 4 cars and 4 dogs in there ..

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/WetSoggyTaco
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What do you call a fit Bison?

A buff-alo.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bigfoothobbit
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What do you get when you combine a porcupine and a turtle?

A slowpoke!

*a friend of mine told me this and I thought it would fit well here

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Wqiu_f1
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Taken from cursed comments, thought it might fit here
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jacob_Young6138
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