What weighs more 10 pounds of bricks or 10 pounds of feathers?
Feathers because you have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds
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︎ Apr 22 2021
A brick wall fell on a man.
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︎ May 25 2021
Brick oven pizza!
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︎ May 09 2021
What's a fish say when it hits a brick wall?
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︎ Dec 16 2020
Someone threw a piece of a brick through my window last night
The police arenβt helping because there isnβt enough concrete evidence.
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︎ Dec 12 2020
Me: My wife injured herself lifting a brick reservoir above her head three days ago.
Coworker: How is she today?
Me: She's still holding up well.
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︎ Oct 02 2020
We should raise the Lego bricks and help them to a normal Level of Respect!
They have been stepped on for far too long.
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︎ Oct 18 2020
just a nether brick in the wall
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︎ Feb 29 2020
There are 503 bricks....
There are 503 bricks on a plane, and one falls off, how many bricks remain?
502
This is a change joke and I made an animation about it. https://youtu.be/9Eaj94Z1rNc
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︎ Sep 04 2020
My friend saw I was upset the other day and he said "It could be worse. You could be an irrigated hole in the ground surrounded by brick work that people use to get water"
It didn't help, but I knew he meant well
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︎ Jul 07 2020
Why did the second-rate toy plastic brick maker become obsessed?
Because he just couldnβt Lego.
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︎ Apr 23 2020
My friend has this weird habit where he gnaws at bricks when he visits someoneβs home.
Doctors are calling it Munch housinβ syndrome.
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︎ Jul 06 2020
If a red house is made of red bricks and a blue house is made of blue bricks, then what is a green house made of?
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︎ Dec 21 2019
What do I have if I have 8 red LEGO bricks in one hand and 16 blue LEGO bricks in the other hand?
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︎ May 01 2020
What did the bird say when it found a brand new brick wall?
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︎ May 06 2020
A pound of bricks weighs more than a pound of feathers
In America you can buy a square foot of bricks for around $8.50. There are 7 bricks in a square foot, meaning you are buying each brick for about a $1.21. Today one dollar is 0.75 pounds, so $1.21 is about 0.92 pounds, meaning for a full pound you can buy 1.087 bricks for about a pound. Each brick weighs 5 pounds, which means 1.087 bricks weighs 5.435 pounds. Now on the other hand you many buy 48 feathers for one dollar in America , considering that one dollar is 0.75 ponds, you could buy 64 feathers. with one pound. Each feather weighs around 0.0003 ounces, which multiplied by 64 is 0.0192 ounces , which is 0.0012 pounds. 5.435> 0.0012. There you have it a pound of bricks weighs more than a pound if feathers .
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︎ Dec 14 2019
Why don't people, who constantly step on Plastic toy brick, just
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︎ Apr 19 2020
Don't judge a brick by its color
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︎ Sep 22 2019
My grandparents disowned me after I joined the trades as a brick-layer.
They eventually reconciled after I got a promotion, but still consider me as a meh-son.
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︎ Mar 10 2020
Bricks are the happiest construction materials.
They're always getting laid.
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︎ Jul 03 2019
500 bricks on an airplane and one falls off. How many are left?
((To be played back and forth with a friend as questions and answers))
[499.]
What are the three steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator?
[1. Open door. 2. Put elephant in. 3. Close door.]
What are the four steps to putting a giraffe in a refrigerator?
[1. Open door. 2. Remove elephant. 3. Put giraffe in. 4. Close door.]
All the animals attend a birthday party for the king of the jungle, except one. Who didnβt attend?
[The giraffe. Heβs still in the refrigerator.]
A girl swims across an alligator infested river, but safely makes it to the other side. How was that possible?
[All the alligators were at the birthday party.]
The girls still dies though, how come?
[The one brick from the airplane fell on her head.]
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︎ Feb 11 2018
I was walking by some folks, that didn't seem to get how lopsided the brick wall they were making was...
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︎ Jan 05 2020
Hi, Iβm brick
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︎ Apr 16 2018
Ben Folds: βSheβs a brick and Iβm drowning slowlyβ
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︎ Jan 21 2019
A brick fell out from an areoplane carrying 100 bricks. How many are left?
- A brick fell out from an areoplane carrying 100 bricks. How many are left?
- How do you put an elephant into a fridge?
- How do you put a giraffe into the fridge?
- The Lion King had a bid ceremony but only one animal that did not attend. What was the animal?
- An adventurer wanted to cross a river fulled with crocodiles. But he is not hurt after crossing the river. Why?
- The adventurer dies after he walked away from the river. Why?
Answers
- 99 left
- Open the fridge, put it in, close the fridge.
- Open the fridge, take the elephant out, put it in, close the fridge.
- The giraffe.
- Because all the crocodile went to the ceremony.
- The brick fell on him and killed him.
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︎ Oct 07 2018
When in college, I made a bookcase out of bricks and boards, which eventually fell to pieces...
It had a short shelf life!
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︎ Jun 27 2019
I got fired from my job as a brick layer...
Apparently my work wasn't good qWALLity
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︎ May 10 2019
A lorry carrying LEGO bricks overturned on the motorway.
The police say they don't know what to make of it.
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︎ Oct 19 2018
What do you call white thin bricks
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︎ Jun 06 2019
So I recently broke up with someone who was built from toy bricks...
But she's so hard to Lego
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︎ Jan 18 2019
A man tried to pass through a brick wall
...but one does not simply walk into mortar
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︎ Dec 20 2018
Iβve always wondered what a ton of bricks would feel like
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︎ Jan 19 2019
Bricks getting laid
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︎ Nov 26 2017
A dog used lived in a clay-brick house but was evicted for not paying his mortgage..
A Dobie's adobe abode owed dough.
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︎ Aug 27 2018
How did the brick learn how to get laid?
It went on a course.
Came up with this today while laying bricks :) Possibly a bit niche outside of a building site.
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︎ Nov 19 2018
The other day a cadmium brick fell onto my two middle fingers.
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︎ Sep 15 2018
What did the one brick say to the other brick?
Psst! I've just got laid.
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︎ Dec 27 2018
What weighs more, a ton of feathers or a ton of bricks?
A ton of feathers. You have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds.
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︎ Oct 21 2020
What did the fish say when it hit a brick wall?
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︎ Nov 22 2020
Which weighs more, a tonne of bricks or a tonne of feathers?
The feathers. Because you also have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds.
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︎ Sep 06 2020
What did the fish say when he bumped into a brick wall?
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︎ Apr 17 2020
Which weighs more, a pound of bricks or a pound of feathers?
Feathers, because you have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds.
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︎ Jun 02 2019
What did the fish say when he swam into a brick wall?
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︎ Jun 22 2019
What did the fish say when he swam into the brick wall.
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