Me: You’re doing it right now.
Your Brain: I probably won’t do that.
Me: You have to read this dad joke backwards for it to make sense.
He had a very bright mind
It really makes you think
Due to all the indoor fins
Dopameme
I’ve changed my mind
I should call it Tumor Humor.
You can’t change my mind
He's getting plenty of re-cognition.
Each has a cigarette, but nothing to light it with.
So one man throws his cigarette into the water, and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
I’m sure someone else invented it but I couldn’t be prouder.
You look nervous.
So I packed up and right
I just finally discovered what's wrong with my brain.
On the left side there's nothing right, and on the right side there's nothing left! 🤣
. . . you would die.
It was a zombie alpaca-lypse...
...Just some food for thought.
Light blue.
My dad is a health care professional and recently had a patient that has been “huffing Freon for the past 18 years.” His response?
“I wonder if he gets really bad brain freeze.”
It was a stroke of genius
The pupils....they dilate.
His drill slipped
It was a real stroke of genius
First one that comes to mind....
But the neurosurgeon changed my mind
I thought he said trains and I missed mine
When he was handing out noses
I thought he said roses so I asked for a big red one
and he gave it me too
When he was handing out willies
I thought he said chillies
So I asked for a small hot one
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NARF! Guns
Me: You’re doing it right now.
Your Brain: I probably won’t do that.
Me: You have to read this dad joke backwards for it to make sense.
.....but then I changed my mind.
On the left side, there's nothing right.
On the right side, there's nothing left.
but then I changed my mind.
In the left side, there's nothing right and in the right side, there's nothing left.
I changed my mind.
Then I changed my mind.
