Zombie Brain Puns

A list of puns related to "Zombie Brain"

What did the zombie say to the kindergartener after he took her brain?

I got your knows!

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👤︎ u/Evasive-Cupid
📅︎ Feb 13 2020
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Have you ever wondered: Why do zombies eat brains?

Food for thought

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👤︎ u/everflow
📅︎ Jan 16 2020
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Did you hear how the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

He was dead lifting.

Edit: Wow! Went to bed, went to work, checked this post, and holy hell did it blow up! Thanks for the awards, funny add-one and dad jokes! This sub is awesome!

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👤︎ u/35mmPirate
📅︎ Oct 20 2020
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Why don't zombies just not run fast, catch people and eat their brains immediately?

Because they are stuck on "shuffle mode".

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👤︎ u/ADD-INFP
📅︎ Apr 16 2017
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My 7 year old came up with a dad joke: What do Zombie Cows say?

"Grains"

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👤︎ u/Apollyon82
📅︎ Sep 28 2019
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Why did the girl date a zombie?

'Cause liked her for her brains!

Why did the girl break up with the zombie? 'Cause he was dead inside!

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👤︎ u/balderdashbird
📅︎ Nov 07 2020
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Just now texting with my wife

W: I feel like a zombie, so tired M: But do you want to eat brains? W: No, but I definitely thought I could fall asleep on the toilet M: That would be shitty...

A few minutes pause

W: You think your funny... M: You're M: And no M: I think I'm dad, I've never met a funny. W: Omg I can't

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👤︎ u/pfunk42529
📅︎ May 04 2017
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