Figuring out how to starve a zombie is a no brainer.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gary_October
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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What's better than a no-brainer?

Can't think of it right now...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LWFA
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
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It's kind of a no-brainer

I was talking to 2 friends when 1 of them said she had an itch on the bottom of her leg. The other friend, who had his mind in the gutter, said his brain started running wild after hearing bottom and started thinking of all different kinds of bottoms.

To which I replied he might be in need of a Lo-bottom-y.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deomew
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2016
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How did the zombie know the answer to the question?

Because the question was a no-brainer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jibanyanisgoated
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2021
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What do Zombies think when they see someone with a red hat and no mask?

That's a no brainer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Oh_My_Monster
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2021
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I had to decide my favourite Wizard of Oz character.

I went with the Scarecrow…

it was a no-brainer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mattberglas
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2021
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Figuring out how to starve a zombie isn’t difficult.

It’s a no-brainer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gary_October
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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It you see a hungry zombie, destroy the hungry zombie.

It's a no-brainer!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naitraen
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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What?! You don't know what a zombie's least favorite food is? You'll figure it out

it's a no-brainer really.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kartenhouse
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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Combined my first 2 joke sets into 1. Enjoy!

I will now take suggestions on how to be more sensitive to deaf people. I'm all ears!

  1. As a ventroliquist, I made one of my dummies sing a song by the GoGos. I'm not going to tell you how I did it. My lips are sealed!
  2. Im the only council member against the construction of the beach. Im going against the grain!
  3. Why did God make me a conjoined twin? Im beside myself!
  4. I put aluminum on a villain's mind control devices. I foiled his plan!
  5. Even though I'm scared of heights, I still go skydiving with this girl I like. Im falling for her!
  6. My shoelace company collapsed. I couldn't make ends meet!
  7. I like using misdirection in my jokes to make people laugh. Or do I?
  8. I won my 17th straight Halloween costume contest dressed as a hotdog. I'm on a roll!
  9. I won my 17th straight Halloween costume contest dressed as a nerd. I'm honor roll!
  10. The answer to this question, "Who's the president of the United States?" is a no-brainer.
  11. I finished a race the other day. I won 'cause I killed all the Kenyans!
  12. I don't know how to wear a wig. At least not off the top of my head.
  13. I went grocery shopping at Harris Teeter for a 50% off everything sale. I went in for a carrot and came out with a half, which is why I now shop at Whole Foods!
  14. If youre being attacked by zombies, just throw a party! Nobody wants to kill the life of the party!
  15. I used to date a girl, who still uses a nightlight. What a turn-off!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ADAToTheMoon
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2018
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Why would people think diagnosing decerebration is hard?

It's just a no-brainer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Onechordbassist
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2019
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The best way to kill somebody is to shoot them in the head...

...Really, it's so obvious it's a no-brainer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRtHonLaqueesha
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2017
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

He was out-standing in his field.

He was a-maize-ing, but hay, it's in his jeans.

And he did it even though he has Crow-hn's.

He always sticks to it. It's a no-brainer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TipsSlight
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2018
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"Microcephaly can be diagnosed during pregnancy or after the baby is born." ~ CDC

Well, duh, that's a no-brainer ( sorry to all those that took offense )

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πŸ‘€︎ u/allfluffnostatic
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2016
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It seems I passed my mummy embalming exam...

It was a no brainer!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpartanMonkey
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2016
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